我就像你一样 I'm just like you.
大部分时候 我的生活完全算得上是普通 For the most part, my life is totally normal.
- 生日快乐 - 别！ - Happy birthday. - No!
我爸是那种帅到让人恼怒的四分卫… My dad was the annoyingly handsome quarterback
娶了性感的毕业致辞演讲者 who married the hot valedictorian.
而且没有 他们的人生高峰没有止于高中 And, no, they didn't peak in high school.
我有个真心喜欢的妹妹 I have a sister I actually like.
我自然是不会告诉她这一点 Not that I'd ever tell her that.
去年 And last year,
看了两百集“顶级大厨”之后 and 200 episodes of Chopped ago...
她下定决心要当一名大厨 she decided she wanted to be a chef.
也就是说 我们差不多都成她的实验对象了 Which means we're pretty much all her test subjects now.
可爱的迷你裙 Cute mini skirt
混搭上你哥哥的邋遢衬衫 With your brother's sloppy shirt
我承认美女 我就好这口 I admit it girl, That I can dig it
辣吗jack Is it spicy, Jack?
哦！惊啦 天呐 Oh! Gracious. Oh, my gosh.
然后就是 还有我的朋友们 And then there's my friends.
其中两位 Two of them, I've known
大概自时间起始以来我就认识了 since pretty much the beginning of time.
- 或者至少是从幼儿园开始 - 别 别 - Or at least kindergarten. - No. No.
- 哦！不好意思！ - 好吧 这下怎么样？ - Oh! Sorry! - Okay. How 'bout that?
其中一位 我几个月前才初遇 One of them, I just met a few months ago,
但感觉我好像已经认识了很久 but it feels like I've known her forever.
朋友间会做的事我们都会做 We do everything friends do.
我们会喝很多很多的冰咖啡 We drink way too much iced coffee,
看90年代的烂电影 还在华夫饼屋厮混 watch bad '90s movies and hang out at Waffle House
边梦想着大学边大吃碳水化合物 dreaming of college and gorging on carbs.
你可以让我像个小丑一样扮相犯傻 You got me doin' funny things Like a clown
只求你微微一瞥 Just look at me
当你穿上低腰裤 When you wear Your bell-bottom pants...
所以 就像我说的 So, like I said.
我就像你一样 I'm just like you.
我的生活就是完全 彻底的普通 I have a totally, perfectly normal life.
除却我还有一个惊人的秘密 Except I have one huge-ass secret.
现在继续做那个坏坏的你 Now go on With your bad self
哦 哦 可怜可怜我 成全成全我 Ooh, ooh, now mercy, Mercy on me
嘿！早啊！哦！ Hey! Morning! Oh!
嘿！不好意思 - Hey! - Sorry.
我没想到你在打飞机 I didn't realize you were masturbating.
是啊 是啊 真好笑 Yeah, very funny.
你妹妹正在楼下做着某种不知所谓的薄饼 Your sister's downstairs making some
她沉迷于《顶级大厨》不能自拔了… la-di-da pancake thing she saw on Top Chef,
所以我们最好赶快去赏个脸 so we should probably go eat that.
好极了 我马上就下去 Great. I'll be down in just a second.
好的 你在网上搜完超模Gigi Habib的内衣写真之后 Okay. Right after you finish searching the internet for...
马上就下来哦？ lingerie photos of Gigi Habib?
是Hadid It's Hadid.
是哦 我没想到原来她是你女友 Right. I didn't realize she was your girlfriend.
好了 快把这儿收拾下 All right, finish up here.
我知道了 You got me.
- 早啊 各位 - Simon 坐下吧 亲爱的 - Morning, guys. - Simon, have a seat, honey.
- 早上好Simon - 你得吃早饭 - Morning, Simon. - You gotta eat your breakfast.
拜托别告诉我说 Please don't tell me
早餐是一日三餐里最重要的 that breakfast is the most important meal of the day
因为这也太老调常谈了 你的水准可不止这样啊 because that is just so cliché. You're better than that.
我想说的是吃早餐有助于减少低密度脂蛋白胆固醇 I was gonna say breakfast lowers LDL cholesterol
并防止血糖水平波动 and prevents fluctuating glucose levels
而这可能会诱发Ⅱ型糖尿病 - that lead to type two diabetes. - Oh!
说得好 Touché.
Nora 这真是太美味了 Nora. These are incredible.
玉米薄饼配上糖渍黑莓 Cornmeal pancakes with blackberry compote.
可是不够脆 But they're not crumbly enough.
打住 这饼完美极了 Stop it. They're perfect.
全吃了 Bieber Eat up, Bieber.
再见 各位 再见Simon - See you, guys. - See you, Simon.
嘿 亲爱的 七点前回来！今晚是电视之夜 Hey, honey. Be back by seven! It's TV night.
嘿！ Hey!
早！ Morning!
我叫Simon！ 我就住在这！ It's Simon! I live right here!
我喜欢你的靴子! I like your boots!
好吧 拜！ Okay, bye!
该死 God damn.
那年夏天 你的面庞 It was summer When I saw your face
带着离家出走的模样 Looked like a teenage Runaway...
昨晚做了一个超疯狂地梦 Had the craziest dream last night.
嘿 Nick 每天晚上的梦你都说是超疯狂的 Hey, Nick, you have the craziest dream every night.
你不明白 我梦到在一个山洞里面 You don't understand. I'm in this cave, right?
也可能是在外太空 Or maybe it's in outer space.
大卫 贝克汉姆就在那儿 David Beckham is there with these two contact lenses
就像《黑客帝国》里的 and then like, blue one or red one, like he's a sexy
帅逼船长墨菲斯 Morpheus from Matrix.
我不知道该选哪一个 And I don't know which one to pick.
我不知道这些东西是干嘛用的 I don't know what to do with these things.
哦 我的天 你们看没看今天的溪木八趴 Oh, my God. Have you guys seen Creek Secrets today?
首先 你太沉迷那个博客了… First of all, you are obsessed with that blog, so...
好啦 但很显然Becca Peterson被抓到在泳池里 Okay, but apparently, Becca Peterson
给Ryan O”Donovan got caught giving Ryan O'Donovan,
撸一发 an HJ in the pool.
这才是他们把泳池抽干的真正原因 That's the real reason they drained it.
老天 学校真得给勤杂人员涨工资 Man, our janitor needs a raise.
天呐 Oh, my God.
外加人乳头状瘤病毒的疫苗 And an HPV vaccine.
leah 我做了这么个梦 Leah, I have this dream, right?
Nick 我们说好了的 记得吗 Nick, we have a rule, remember?
喝到咖啡之前不分析梦境 No analyzing dreams before coffee.
嗨 麻烦能来四杯冰咖啡吗？ Hi, could we get four iced coffees, please?
哦 能给Abby的加奶吗？她喜欢牛奶 Oh, could you get Abby's with milk? She likes milk.
一杯加奶 你成给她端咖啡的了？ - One with milk. - What are you, her barista?
记得加奶又不难 It's not hard to remember "with milk."
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 我不再是原来的我 Hey I'm never the same
在泥路上狂飙到100英里每小时 It's a hundred miles an hour On a dirt road running away
嘿！ Hey!
嘿 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
哦 谢谢 我差点就要挂了 Oh, thank you. I am figuratively dying.
听着 Abby 昨晚我梦到 So, Abby, last night I dreamt
我戴错隐形眼镜了 I put the wrong contacts in my eyes.
又做梦了啊 - Another dream. You're like... - Hmm.
你就像是… You're like the love child of
你就像是西格蒙德-弗洛伊德跟克里斯蒂亚洛-罗纳尔多的混合体 Sigmund Freud and Cristiano Ronaldo.
-我的天 -谢谢 - Oh, my God. - Thanks.
听我说 我什么都看不到… Now, look. I can't see anything
在山洞里磕磕绊绊 撞到了什么东西 and I'm stumbling around in this cave,
然后我就醒了 crashing into stuff, and then, I wake up.
这就完了？对 - That's it? - Yeah.
可能跟你没仔细看清楚有关 Maybe it's something that you're not seeing clearly.
比如那些 离你的脸近在咫尺的事物 Like something that's, like, right in front of your face.
我没看清的东西？ What am I not seeing?
没想法 No idea.
哦！哦！ Ooh! Ooh!
嘿 你想不想要 Hey, would you like to
偶尔远眺 不 Look outside sometimes? No
我只是在网上跟朋友一起 I'm just With my friends online
我们想改变这世界 And there's things We'd like to change...
-万圣节时我们应该扮成性感的神奇宝贝 We should be hot Pokémon for Halloween.
哦 不错哦 Oh, yeah.
但我得是放荡小火龙 But I get to be slutty Charmander.
围巾很酷啊 Ethan Cool scarf, Ethan.
但愿不会卡到你下体里面 Hope it doesn't get caught in your vagina.
对了 挑工装裤的眼光不错 Great choice on the cargo pants, by the way.
就好像你被TJMxx给轮了一样 It looks like you got gangbanged by a T.J. Maxx.
随你怎么说 死基佬 Whatever, fag.
说实话 这种对骂有辱我的水平 Honestly, it's just not even a challenge anymore.
傻吊 Dicks.
希望Ethan别这么轻易放过他们 Wish Ethan wouldn't make it so easy for them.
对 可在我之前的学校 Yeah, well, at my old school,
这种事会发展成拿刀干架来解决的 that would have been settled with a knife fight.
早上好 溪木高中的同学们 Good morning, Creekwood High!
快点 关掉手机！ Come on, phones off!
手机之外的世界更精彩！ There's a whole world to look at!
你们可以跟别人眼神交流！ You can look people in the eyes!
-哦 耶！-耶 Gah! Yeah.
别再自拍了 你可不止于此而已 Stop with the selfies. You're not all that.
-我们午餐时见 -好的 - I'll see you guys at lunch. - Yeah.
哇哦！ Simonay Wow! Simonay.
瞧瞧这新跑鞋 老弟 Look at those new kicks, my brother.
你哪买的啊？我去哪儿才能买到这样一双？ Where'd you get those? Where could I get a pair of those?
-我忘了 抱歉 -你忘了？ - I forget. Sorry. - You forget?
拜托 你一定要告诉牌子！ Come on, you gotta let me know the brand!
我要跟你做跑鞋好基友 I want to be sneaker brothers.
啊！我又看到手机啦！ Oh, I see more phones! Who took your phones now?
你的手机现在在谁手上？ Me! Me! Me took your phones now! You can get 'em at my office!
我！我！都在我手上啦！ I can't believe we have to be off book, in like, two weeks.
你们可以去我办公室拿 Seriously, Sally Bowles never shuts the eff up.
真不敢相信 我们两周内就得脱稿 Don't you wish you were talentless like me?
说真的 Sally Bowls永远闭不上她那张臭嘴 Here. Let me show you a thing or two.
-现在你希望和我一样无才了吧 -嘿 让我给你露两手 Because then you could just be living the easy life
因为这样你就可以像8号工作人员一样混日子了 as company member number eight.
你瞧瞧 你瞧瞧 Well, well, well...
这不是我们的演员同行们嘛 If it isn't my fellow thespians.
-嘿 Martin -嘿 Spier Hey, Martin.
嘿 Abby Hey, Spier. Hey, Abby.
嗨 Hi.
等下能跟你一起排练很激动啊 Excited to rehearse with you later.
嘿 对了 又去小贴士 Hey, uh, so, fun fact.
卡巴莱歌舞表演实际上 You know that Cabaret was actually based off a play
是以“我司摄像机”的戏剧为原型 called I Am Camera?
而“我是摄像机”的原型 Then I Am a Camera was based off
是小说《告别柏林》 this novel called Goodbye to Berlin.
而《告别柏林》的原型实际上 And Goodbye to Berlin was actually based off
是克里斯托弗-艾什伍德 Christopher Isherwood's
他早年在柏林生活 early years in Berlin.
哇哦 太精彩了 我得去指导教室了 Wow. That's awesome. I have homeroom.
好的 Yeah. All right.
不错啊 我觉得她挺喜欢刚刚的话题 Well, I think she found that interesting.
拜 Martin Bye, Martin.
拜 老兄 Bye, big boy.
Suraj！就现在 Suraj! Now.
快点 你知道流程的 Come on. You know the drill.
我刚有灵感了 -《婚外情事》怎么样？ I've had an inspiration. How about The Affair?
不行 我们不能全家一起看《婚外情事》 No. No. We cannot watch The Affair as a family.
为什么不行？ -因为这剧全在描写性 - Why not? - Because it's all about sex.
哦 看别人做爱是天地不容的行径啊 Oh, well, God forbid we should watch people make love.
哦 天呐 Oh, God.
哦 上帝啊 你们太压抑了 Oh, my God. You guys are so repressed.
别对我们做心理分析 行吗？ 我们不是你的病人 Don't therapize us, okay? We are not your patients.
我们是你的家人 这倒是没错 - We're your family. - That's true.
如果你们是我的病人 你们的心智会正常的多 If you were my patients, you'd be much more well-adjusted.
-哦 分析得我们自惭形愧啊 宝贝 -谢谢 - Oh. Nice therapy burn, baby. - Thank you.
-她把我们怼得哑口无言 -你们猜怎么着？ - She got you. - You know what?
上周的《单身汉》我们还没看 We didn't see last week's episode of The Bachelor.
那家伙到底是怎么上的单身汉节目？ Yeah, how did that guy even become the bachelor?
为什么这么问？ Why?
他明显是同志啊 Well, he's clearly gay.
-他才不是 -说真的 - No, he's not. - Really?
-他那么帅 -那场约会… - He's handsome. - That date,
他带那个女孩 where he took the girl to
去“制作专属香水”的地方？ the "make your own perfume" place?
-老爸！约会是制作人安排的 Dad! The producers plan those dates.
-他也太基了吧 他基得不行 He is so fruity. He's so fruity.
简直成了他一个人的骄傲游行 -你在开玩笑吗？ He's a one-man pride parade. Are you kidding me?
他跟… -别说了 - He has more chemistry - Just stop it.
-别说了 -Chris Harrison擦出的火花能闪瞎其他所有女孩子 with Chris Harrison, than any of those girls.
这之后 我有点东西要给你看 After this, I gotta show you something.
行吗？我们看《美国谍梦》吧 Okay? Let's watch The Americans.
每一集你都得坐在我旁边 Every single episode, you here next to me.
你妈妈做出决定 So your mother decided that we should make
今年我们要亲手为对方准备结婚周年礼物 each other anniversary presents this year.
说是这样才能显出心意什么的 You know, so they came from the heart, or some crap.
不管怎样 我决定用上这个坏小子 Anyway, I decided to come up with this bad boy.
你瞧瞧 Look at this.
向你呈现Jack Spier影业出品 I present to you, a Jack Spier production.
我不需要成为世界之王 I don't need to be the king Of the world
这里这里 Wait, wait.
你瞧瞧 Look at that!
哦 天才之作啊 Oh, it's so good.
瞧瞧这个 这里 这里 这里 Look at this. Wait, wait, wait.
天堂并非远在天边 Heaven isn't too far away
是啊 好吧 Yup. Okay.
你干嘛…？ What are you...
听着 这是我们结婚20周年纪念 Look, this is your 20th anniversary,
所以我现在就得跟你说大实话 so I'm gonna be super real with you right now.
这看上去就是个四年级学生做的 This looks like a fourth grader made it.
还不是最聪明的那个四年级学生 And not even the smartest fourth grader in the class.
就是个极端平庸的四年级学生 Just, like, a deeply average fourth grader.
哈 你瞎说啥？明明棒呆了 What are you talking about? This is amazing.
我用了渐隐效果 还有溶解效果 I got fade-ins. I got dissolves.
-明明是流芳之作 -你先起来一下 - This is beautiful. - Get up for a second.
我会帮你的 相信我 I'll help you. Trust me.
我们可以处理好的 我们只要加入… We can make this good. We just gotta put in...
你懂的 几段家庭录像 you know, some home video.
也许…加些更好听的音乐 Maybe put in some better music.
更让好听的音乐？我们年轻那会儿这首老火了 "Better music"? This was huge when we were young.
知道 那时候比尔-科斯比也火 Yeah. So was Bill Cosby.
嘿 Hey.
你看到那新帖子了吗 Have you seen the new post?
没 什么？ 哦 我的天 No. What? Oh, my God.
跟你说 我可绝不再会去那个泳池了 You know, I'm never getting back in that pool again.
等下 不啦 是关于学校里那个深柜小子的 Wait, no. About the closeted gay kid at school.
什么? What?
是啊 就在溪木八趴上 Yeah, it's on Creek Secrets.
人们这般忙碌 让我感觉晕眩 People so busy Makes me feel dizzy
出租车灯如此耀眼 Taxi light shines So bright...
你觉得会是谁？ Who do you think it is?
我打赌是那个 I bet it's that sophomore
二年级戴无框眼镜的家伙 我能感觉到 with the rimless glasses. I get a vibe.
-对了 -嗯哼 - Actually. - Hmm.
也许是Parker OMalley Maybe it's Parker O'Malley.
-我有听说他好像很迷《悲惨世界》 -噢 I've heard he's, like, obsessed with Les Mis.
老天 要命 我得挂了 Oh, gosh. Jeez. I gotta go.
Bieber刚在地板上拉了一坨 Bieber just took a dump on the floor.
哦 B宝 Aw, Beebs.
-喂它点米饭… -我再打给你好吗？ - Feed him some rice... - Can I call you back?
“有时候 我觉得自己就像被卡在摩天轮上 "Sometimes, I feel like I'm stuck on a Ferris wheel.
“前一刻 我还在世界之巅 One minute I'm on top of the world,
“下一刻 我又落入了谷底 and the next, I'm at rock bottom.
“周而复始 日复一日 Over and over, all day long.
“因为 我生活的很大一部分都非常棒 Because a lot of my life is great,
“但没人知道我是同志 but nobody knows I'm gay.
“Blue” Blue."
当我注视着滑铁卢的日落时 As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
我便置身天堂 I am in paradise
每天我都透过我的窗去看这世界 Every day I look at the world From my window
但寒意 寒意充斥着夜晚 But chilly, chilly Is the evening time
滑铁卢的日落很美 Waterloo sunset's fine Waterloo sunset's fine
Terry遇见Julie就在滑铁卢的站台 Terry meets Julie Waterloo Station
每个周五的夜 Every Friday night
可我太过懒散 不想闲庭信步 But I am so lazy Don't want to wander...
Blue 好的 Blue. Okay.
但我没觉得害怕 But I don't feel afraid
亲爱的Blue 我就像你一样 Dear Blue, I'm just like you.
大部分的时候 我的生活完全算得上是普通 For the most part, my life is totally normal.
我爸是那种帅到让人恼怒的四分卫 My dad was the annoyingly handsome quarterback
娶了性感的毕业致辞演讲者 who married the hot valedictorian.
而且没有 他们的人生高峰没有止于高中 And no, they didn't peak in high school.
我有个真心喜欢的妹妹 I have a sister I actually like.
我自然是不会告诉她这一点 Not that I'd ever tell her that.
然后就是 还有我的朋友们 And then, there's my friends.
朋友间会做的事我们都会做 我们喝了太多的… We do everything friends do. We drink way too much...
所以 就像我说的 我就像你一样 So, like I said, I'm just like you.
我的生活就是完全 彻底的普通 I have a totally, perfectly normal life.
除却我还有一个惊人的秘密 Except I have one huge-ass secret.
当他们注视着滑铁卢的日落时 As long as they gaze on Waterloo sunset
他们便置身天堂 They are in paradise
Jacques Jacques.
滑铁卢的日落很美 Waterloo sunset's fine Waterloo sunset's fine
嘿 早啊 Hey. Morning.
没回复 Nothin'.
数学就是我们要讨论的 Math is what we're talking about.
谁能回答我 我们要怎么得出… Can anyone answer for me how we find the value
我写在黑板上XY区间的值呢？ of "d-y by d-x" that I have written up on the board?
有没有谁想要…？好的！Simon Does anyone want to... Yes! Simon.
我能去洗手间吗？ Can I go to the bathroom?
当然 Simon Sure, it's fine.
谢啦 Thanks.
Simon Simon. Simon.
-嗯 -我能吃点薯条吗？ - Yeah. - Can I get some fries?
哦 可以 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
我就跟你说 橡木虎他们进了那么多球… I'm telling you, the Oakwood Tigers
就是因为他们刮了腿毛 score so many goals because they shave their legs.
Garrett 我是不会刮腿毛的 Garrett, I'm not gonna shave my legs.
那使得他们踢球的动作更符合空气动力学 It makes their kicks more aerodynamic.
我们可以再多做点波比运动 哥们 We can just do extra burpees, man.
随便啦 Bram Whatever, Bram.
伙计们 我刚在我的沙拉里发现了一片粘贴式美甲 Guys, I just found a press-on nail in my salad.
Debbie Debbie.
为什么这学校里没有手机信号的？ Why is there no cell reception at this school?
真是受不了 I swear to God.
-Simonary Simonary… -嘿 - Simonay, Simonay. - Hey.
干什么呢你？不许在走廊里发信息 What are you doing? You can't text in the halls.
我都跟你说过多少遍啦？ How many times have I told you that?
我可能不能让我学生 I can't have all my students
都跑去Tinder上招摇 那可是我的专利 Tindering it up. That's my department.
没错 Right.
还真是的哦 It actually is.
我在Tinder上约到个辣妹 就今晚 I got a really hot date on Tinder tonight.
她老迷人了 She is cute!
“噫！身为副校长不该乱约的 太恶心” "Ew! Vice principals can't go on dates. That's gross."
我们也是人Simon We're people too, Simon.
我们喜欢出门 我们也想找找乐子 We like to go out. We like to have a good time.
我们喜欢性生活 没什么大不了的 对吧？ We like to have sex. That's not a big deal, right?
是啊 没错 完全没什么大不了的 Yeah, no. No biggie at all.
说实话 我完全就是把你当普通人看的 Actually. You know, I totally see you as a person.
谢谢 对此我很感激 好的 - Thank you. I appreciate that. - Yeah.
非常感谢你 不用客气 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome.
我说真的 好的 好的 - Seriously. - Yeah. Yeah.
那我能拿回手机了吗？ Could I just get my phone though?
不行 遗憾的是 我得保管到 No. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to keep it
舞台剧排练结束为止 until after play practice.
但是排练结束后你会拿回你的宝贝手机的 好吗？ But you will get your precious
我向你保证 after play practice, okay? I promise.
那舞台剧排练的怎么样了？ So how's play practice going?
-很好 是的 就是… Albright老师怎么样？ - Great. Yeah, it's... - How's Ms. Albright?
她很好啊 She's good.
她很好？她可不太喜欢男人 She's good? She doesn't like men.
欢迎欢迎 Willkommen, bienvenue
欢迎 来到歌厅 Welcome im cabaret
来到歌厅 来到歌厅 Au cabaret, to cabaret
好吧 Okay.
这可不是真在鼓掌 是我的手疲倦了！ Those aren't actual claps. My hands are tired!
好的！好吧 Okay! All right.
这是… That was...
Cal帮帮我 这是… Cal, help me. That was...
-这只是开始？ -这只是开始！ That was a start?
刚才的可不就是嘛 That was a start! Is what it was.
那只是开始 That was a start.
知道么 当校长Worth告诉我说不会有学生… You know, when Mr. Worth told me that no student,
才华与否不重要… regardless of talent...
被排除在我这个节目之外时 我是有所质疑的 ...was to be left out of my production, I had my doubts.
是的 我质疑过 Yes, I did.
没错 Yeah.
就这样 我的整个演说就这些 That's it. That's my whole speech.
Albright老师 嗨 Ms. Albright.
刚才那是我们这个舞台所经历过的 Hi. That was the biggest train wreck
最惨烈的一场事故 our stage has ever seen.
而Rob和Brianne整首歌的时间 And Rob and Brianne
基本都在互相上下其手 were practically dry humping the whole song.
哦 我瞧见了 Oh, I saw.
亲亲什么的都留在落幕派对上 好吗？ Save the kissing for the cast party. All right?
这是场战争 你们是纳粹 好吗？拿出气势来 This is war. You're Nazis. Okay? More anger.
Suraj 别像耍你的下体似的摆弄那小号 Suraj, stop pretending that trumpet is your penis!
小子有一套啊 My boy.
那是借来的 It is a rental.
我曾经是狮子王里的候补演员 I was an extra in The Lion King,
现在我却落到这步田地 and this is where I am.
嘿 几点啦？ Hey. What time is it?
距离你上次问过去了10分钟 快去吧 Ten minutes since the last time you asked. Go.
一！二！三！四！ One! Two! Three! Four!
欢迎 Welcome...
我宰了你哦 I will kill you.
哦 呦 呦 呦 呦！ Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy, yo!
Worth校长 -嘿 你好啊 我的老弟？ - Mr. Worth. - Hey, what's up, my brother?
嘿 就是来拿我的手机的 Hey, just here for my phone.
哦 就知道你是 就知道你是 Oh, of course you are. Of course you are.
离线的生活还挺不错吧 How'd you enjoy being unplugged?
很赞哦 It was great.
-很赞 对吧？ -是啊 - Great, right? - Yeah.
这可不是生活啊 老弟 这是在线 This isn't life, man. This is plugged.
-这是离线 -嗯哼 - This is unplugged. - Mm-hmm.
在线 离线 Plugged. Unplugged.
没错 Simon我知道我对你阉割了一点 我真的知道 All right, Simon, I know that I'm hard on you. I really do.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
但这只是因为我确实在你身上看到了我自己 But it's only 'cause I really see myself in you.
呃…我倒是不知道我自己是不是会这么说 Uh... You know, I don't know if I'd say that.
不 我看到了 很明显 特别明显 No, I see it, it's obvious. It's obvious.
我知道这里头 I know there's a lot
有不少花花肠子 - going on there, man. - Yup.
而且我打赌你有不少疑问 And I bet you got a lot of questions.
-有没有什么你想跟我说说的？ Is there something you wanna say to me?
-没有 No.
你知道我的信条 上面写什么来着？ You know my policy. What does it say?
敞开大门 用心倾听 -敞开大门 用心倾听 - "Open door. Open ears." - "Open door. Open ears."
你就没什么想跟我说说的？ There's nothing you want to say?
-没有 -你确定？ - Nope. - You sure?
是的 好吧 - Yeah. - Okay.
-确实是张很棒的标语 -谢谢 谢谢 - It's a great sign though. - Thank you.
别边开车边发消息 Thank you. Now don't text and drive.
我的猫就是这么被害死的 That's how my cat got murdered.
好吧 Okay.
我是在开玩笑 我没有猫 我过敏的 I'm just kidding. I don't have cats. I got asthma.
秘密？ A secret, huh?
是跟我的一样的… Is it the same as my secret?
是和我的秘密一样吗？ If it is, when did you know?
你告诉过别人吗？Blue Have you told anyone? Blue.
行啦 Okay.
没有 Blue 我没告诉过任何人 No, Blue. I haven't told anyone.
而且 说实话 我甚至没办法解释原因 And, honestly, I can't even really explain why.
内心深处 我知道我的家人会欣然接受的 Deep down, I know my family would be fine with it.
嘿 有什么词跟“父权”押韵吗？ Hey, what rhymes with "patriarchy"?
可“父权”这词拼错了 That says "patriachy" though.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
我妈是要多自由派就有多自由派 My mom's about as liberal as they come.
而我爸绝对不是什么阳刚的类型 And my dad isn't exactly the macho type.
我是说 溪木这儿的居民中 I mean, Creekwood's resident
出柜的孩子似乎都过得挺好 out-gay kid seems to be doing just fine.
Ethan出柜的时候 根本就没人在意 When Ethan came out, no one even cared.
各位 我有事要告诉你们 Guys, I have something to tell you.
我是同志 I'm gay.
哇哦 真的吗？ 这可真太好了 Ethan Wow, really? That's really great, Ethan.
哦 我的天 不会吧 Oh, my God. No way.
哦 我的天 你真的是？ 我都看不出来 Oh, my God, you are? I had no idea.
完全就是让人意外啊！ What a complete surprise!
过头了 Claire Too much, Claire.
至于我知道自己是同志有多久… As for how I knew I was gay,
其实是一连串的小事… it was a bunch of little things.
比如某个梦 Like this one recurring dream
我会反复梦到Daniel Radcliffe I kept having about Daniel Radcliffe.
继而发展到一个月里每晚都梦到 And then proceeded to have every night for a month.
-我特别迷迪斯可瘪三乐队 I was obsessed with Panic! at the Disco.
我不行了 他太可爱了 太可爱了 I can't. He's so cute. He's so cute.
拜托 他就像耶稣和巧克力的混合体 Come on, he's like Jesus and chocolate.
看看他啊 Just look at him.
之后我才意识到 Then I realized
我迷的真不是音乐 it really wasn't about the music.
还有我的第一任女友 And then there was my first girlfriend.
我觉得我爱上你了 I think I'm falling in love with you.
哇哦 谢谢 马上回来 Wow. Thank you. Be right back.
你呢？你是怎么知道的？ How 'bout you? How did you know?
热心的Jacques Warmly, Jacques.
深情的 Jacques Fondly, Jacques.
Jacques Jacques.
Jacques 不用担心 Jacques, don't worry.
你最骄傲的时刻要是发生在中学 If your proudest moment happened in middle school,
那还真算相当悲惨 that would be pretty sad.
我的话 是看了权力的游戏 For me, I realized I liked guys
才意识到我喜欢男生的 watching Game of Thrones.
我的朋友都屏息凝神 My friends were all holding their breath
期待看母龙漏点画面 waiting to see the Dragon Princess's boobs.
我却深深地迷着冏雪 I was crushing hard on Jon Snow.
可我也没告诉过任何人 Well, I've never told anyone
我痴迷Daniel Radcliffe的那个阶段 所以我们算扯平了 about my Daniel Radcliffe phase so now we're even.
说实话 And for the record,
我觉得冏雪 I think Jon Snow is an excellent choice
是个性觉醒的理想对象 for your sexual awakening.
所以我猜 我要是想在学校里找到你的话 So I guess, if I want to find you at school
我只需要去找权力的游戏的忠粉 I just have to look for the Game of Thrones fanatic.
哇哦 Wow.
我刚刚在听M83的歌“重聚” I was just listening to that M83 song "Reunion,"
这让我想起了你 and it made me think of you.
你可能会觉得我对音乐的品味很糟 You'll probably think my music taste is lame.
差不多就跟我的Sally姨妈一样 Kind of have the same taste as my Aunt Sally
他喜欢音乐剧 who loves show tunes.
很显然我透露给你的一些关于我的事 Obviously, some of the things I've told you about myself
是我从没跟任何人说起过的 are things I've never talked about with anyone.
你有着某种魔力令我想对你敞开心扉 There's something about you that makes me want to open up.
这让我稍稍有点吓到 And that's slightly terrifying for me.
所以我想 So I've been thinking,
也许这个万圣节我该扮成冏雪 maybe I should be Jon Snow for Halloween.
你呢？你准备扮成谁？ What about you? Who are you gonna be?
我不打算做装扮 I'm not dressing up. For me,
对我来说 Halloween's all about the Oreos
万圣节的意义就是桔子味的夹心的奥利奥 with the orange frosting in the middle.
-嘿 嘿 嘿！-嘿 - Hey, hey, hey! - Hey.
哇哦 看你笑得 容光焕发啊 老弟 Wow. Look at that smile. You're glowing, man.
-没啦 No.
你真是容光焕发 一脸开心 You are glowing. You look happy.
平常就这样而已 Oh, just regular.
-哦 是吗？ -是啊 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
我也是 我有点无所谓的感觉 Me too. I'm a little meh.
为什么“无所谓”？ Why "meh"?
哦 昨晚我在Tinder上的那个重要约会 哦 天哪 Oh, I had my big Tinder date last night. Oh, God.
她可是心不在焉的 She was not into it.
非常心不在焉的 At. All.
-哦 不是吧 这么快 -是啊 - Oh, come on. Too soon. - No.
这铃声真扫兴 The bell is a buzzkill.
-再见 Worth校长 -好的 - See you, Mr. Worth. - All right.
-哦 感谢你 女士 Well, thank you for your help, Fräulein.
-不用谢 You're welcome.
为《歌厅》练习的德国口音 嗯 保重啊 Bradley German accent for Cabaret. Yup. Take care, Ms. Bradley.
女士们 Ladies.
我来看看 网上有些什么 Let's see what you got, interwebs.
这是你要的焦烤薯球 Here are your burnt tots,
因为你的品味实在太可怕 because you have horrible taste.
这是你要的绿香蕉 Here's your green banana,
因为你就喜欢恶心的食物 because you like disgusting things.
哇哦 你们俩真是怪胎 Wow, you guys are weird.
他俩就像是对广东来的双胞胎 Yup. They're practically Cantonese twins.
-是孪生子 -是的 孪生子 - Siamese. - Yeah. Siamese.
好吧 我保留意见 Yeah, agree to disagree.
我不觉得 I don't think that's one of those things
这是可以保留意见的话题 where you can agree to disagree.
-因为事实就是如此 - ...disagree. - It's just right.
-大家各持己见吧 To each his own.
奥利奥 Oreos.
伙计 我超爱这个 Man, I love those.
万圣节版本的最好吃 Halloween ones are the best, right?
同意 Yeah.
嘿 伙计们 我有好消息 Er, so, guys, I have great news.
我姨妈的男朋友开着她的车 My aunt's boyfriend just took off
带着她所有的宝珠跑了 with her car and all her jewelry.
反正 我妈要去奥兰多处理这个事情 Bram, that's terrible news!
这就代表 I know, but it's like,
我可以办万圣节派对了 the third time it's happened to her.
-超棒！ -耶 - Awesome! - Yay!
-太好了！ Nice!
感谢Bram 那无脑的姨妈 Thank you, Bram's dumb-ass aunt!
好 这次排队肯定会无与伦比的 伙伴们 All right, this is gonna be epic, you guys.
我可以带上我的卡拉OK机了 I can bring my karaoke machine.
嘿 给位 万圣节派对 就在周五晚 All right, hey, guys, Halloween party Friday night!
周五晚 万圣节派对 知道了吗？ Bram家！ Friday night, Halloween party, okay? Bram's house!
你可让大家都动起来了 哥们 You really set this in motion, man.
-我知道 可不是吗？ I know, right?
-嘿 小家伙 -我？ - Hey, little guy. - Me?
-万圣节派对 周五晚 Bram家里 记得来 Halloween party. Friday night. Bram's house. Be there.
-你会吓到他的 伙计 You're gonna freak him out, man.
-好吧 Yeah.
我知道 他就跟个9岁小孩似的 I know. He's, like, nine years old.
很欣慰我们在奥利奥的事上达成了一致 Very relieved that we're in agreement on Oreos.
我还以为这会成为我俩的分歧 That would have been a deal-breaker for me.
说起另一块饼干完全无关的话题 On a totally different, non-cookie related note...
这样会不会很怪 我完全不清楚你长什么样 可是… is it weird that I have no idea what you look like,
我却禁不住地想象在吻你 but I can't stop thinking about kissing you.
Simon Simon. Simon.
盯着自己的试卷 Eyes on your own test.
别因为我在就停下来哦 Rob跟Brianne Don't stop on my account, Rob and Brianne.
这是过去几周来我看过最像样的场面了 That's the most action I've seen in weeks.
这是在弄什么啊？啊！ What do we got here? Ah!
弄完之后 When we're done, it's gonna look
这里看着就会像个真正的德国性爱俱乐部了 别问我怎么知道的 like a real German sex club. Don't ask me how I know.
嘿！嘿！ 喷漆是喷涂用的 Hey! Hey! The spray paint is for painting,
不是拿来吓人的 not for huffing.
这种事学溜了也没用 You don't want to get good at that.
好吧 你们觉得我该为 Okay, do you guys think I should dye my hair grey
扮演Schneider女士去染灰头发吗 当然 - to play Fräulein Schneider? - Sure.
真的吗？但我是我头发算是我的个人标志 Really? But my hair is kind of like my thing.
我要去买瓶苏打水 I'm gonna go get a soda.
你想要什么吗？ Do you want anything?
-不用 No.
Simon！ You disgust me.
嘿 嘿 嘿 Simon! Hey, hey, hey.
-嘿 Martin -伙计 - Hey, Martin. - Buddy.
嘿 我在你之后用了图书馆的电脑 Hey, um, I used the computer in the library right after you.
-哦 -嗯哼 - Okay. - Mm-hmm.
可我登陆谷歌邮箱后 Well, I went to Gmail, and it pulled up your account.
却进了你的账号 然后我就读了几封你的邮件 And I, uh, read some of your emails.
我知道我不该看 I know I probably shouldn't've,
但是邮件就摆在那儿 but they were, like, right there.
你会有兴趣知道我哥是同志的 So you'll be interested to know my brother's gay.
不 Martin这事我没兴趣知道 No. Martin, that wouldn't interest me to know.
好吧 不用担心 我不会给别人看的 Okay. Don't worry. I won't show anyone.
给别人看什么 Show anyone what?
你把我的邮件打出来了还是怎么的？ Did you print my emails or something?
哦 没 没 没… Oh, no, no.
我截屏了 I screenshot them.
-你截屏了我的邮件？ -嗯哼 是的 - You screenshotted my emails? - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
我要跟你谈一谈 Let me talk to you for a second.
-哦 Bradley -你好啊 Martin - Oh, Ms. Bradley. - Hello, Martin.
-你把头发蓬松了？-没有 - Did you feather your hair? - No.
看着不错 Looking good.
这地方不错 This is a good section.
靠 Jeez.
你到底干嘛要截屏我的邮件？ Now, why the hell did you screenshot my emails?
啊 你跟Abby Susso是好朋友 对吧？ Ah, well, you and Abby Susso are good friends. Right?
是的 我们认识 Yeah. We know each other.
那又有什么关系？ What does that have to do with anything?
那我需要你帮我跟她搭上话… Well, I need you to help me talk with her...
然后跟她一起出去玩之类的 知道吗？ and hang out with her and stuff, you know?
我为什么要帮你做这种事？ Why would I help you do that?
-你是在勒索我？ Are you blackmailing me?
-哦 小声点！好吧 别这么激动啊Simon Oh, shh! Okay. Don't be so dramatic here, Simon.
好啊Tyler？ Sup, Tyler?
你好啊Tyler？ 衣服是Patagonia牌的吗？ What's up, Tyler? Is that a Patagonia?
真不错 我只是很喜欢她 Nice. I just like her.
而且我觉得… And I think that you could help me.
你可以帮我 Yeah, what if I say no, Martin?
好 那如果我拒绝呢？ I mean, what are you gonna do?
Martin你打算怎么办？告诉全校的人我是… You gonna tell the whole school that I'm...
你要泄露我的邮件？ You're gonna leak my emails?
你要把那些发到溪木八趴上吗？ You're gonna post 'em on CreekSecrets?
我只是觉得在目前我们所处的情形下 I just think that we're in a position here,
我们可以互相帮助而已 where we could help each other out is all.
所以考虑一下吧 So think about it.
聊的不错 Good talk.
知道么 我从来没 You know, I never thought of a pepper
把辣椒看作是种蔬菜 as being a vegetable...
-但其实也非常合理 -我喜欢这香菜 ...but it makes perfect sense.
有一点墨西哥的风味 嗯？ I like the cilantro. A little Mexican flair, huh?
很有创意啊 宝贝儿 Very creative, kiddo.
你讨厌这辣椒 是吗？ You hate the peppers. Don't you?
不 这辣椒很好吃 No. The peppers are great.
我出去透透气 I'm just gonna get some air.
Jacques 有些事情我必须说出来 Jacques, I have to get something off my chest.
那天你问我 The other day, you asked me
在万圣节时会穿什么… what I was wearing for Halloween
而我说万圣节我不打算做装扮 and I said I wasn't dressing up.
我说了谎 I lied. Truth is,
事实是 我不想让你知道我会穿什么… I didn't want you to know what I was wearing
因为我不想让你知道我是谁 because I don't want you to know who I am.
眼下 这些邮件 对我来说 Right now, these emails,
是个绝对安全的角落 they feel like this totally safe place.
我只是没准备好改变我的整个生活 I'm just not ready for my whole world to change.
希望你可以理解 I hope you understand.
的确是的 Blue 我理解 Yes, Blue. I understand.
好吧 要是Abby的事你想让我帮忙 Okay, if you want me to help you with Abby,
你就不能吃那个 you cannot eat that.
所以你会帮我？ So you're gonna help me?
是的 Yeah.
Simon 这真是个好消息 Simon, that is fantastic news.
我真心觉得我和Abby是注定要在一起的 I really think that Abby and I are meant to be together.
-真的？你觉得？-嗯哼 - Really? Do you? - Mm-hmm.
这事也不能只看外表Simon It's not all about looks, Simon.
好吧 所以你指望用 Okay. So you're banking on your great,
你那杰出的勒索式人格来达成目标吗？ blackmaily personality to get the job done?
-我们这是去哪儿？-你那儿 - Where are we going? - Your place.
我们要看看除了让人见了 We're gonna see if you have anything
就想揍你的东西之外你还有什么 that doesn't scream, "punch me."
其实我还有游泳课 Actually, I've got swim lessons.
取消掉！ Cancel it!
好吧 只是我得先给我妈打电话 Okay, I just have to call my mom first.
带人进我家先让她批准 She has to approve everybody that comes in the house.
好了 我们到了 All right. Here we go.
好了 这就是我家 All right. And here we are.
-这里就是魔力诞生的地方 This is where the magic happens.
-哇哦 Wow.
哦 更正一下 Ooh. Correction.
这里才是魔力诞生的地方 This is where the magic happens.
我一直涉足近景魔术 I've been dabbling in close-up illusions.
Abby喜欢魔术吗？ Does Abby like magic?
不 Martin 我觉得她不喜欢魔术 No. Martin, I don't think she does like magic.
但是 跟别人一起笑和一起取笑别人… But, um, there's a really thin line
这两者间的差别是真的很小 between laughing with someone, and laughing at someone.
而你就是那个分界线 And you are that line.
所以 如果你想要Abby喜欢你 So, if you want Abby to like you,
你要做的就是 what you have to do is you have to
你得让她更多的将你视之为… make her see you as more of a...
性感的Martin！ As sexy Martin!
对啊！对啊！我可以性感的 Yeah! Yeah, I could be sexy.
你喜欢男生 告诉我 You like dudes. Tell me.
你觉得我身上哪部分最性感 What part of me do you find the hottest?
不 这事我可不干 -不 别这样 - No. I'm not doing this. - No. Come on.
-不 Martin 我不想回答这个问题 No, Martin. I don't want to answer that.
听着 如果你说我的肩膀… Look, if you said my shoulders
我就多穿露肩的 知道吗？ I would dress to accentuate. You know?
知道么 给你的第一条建议 You know what? Here's your first tip.
够结实了 Ripped.
女生 她们可不想读你衣服上写了什么 Girls, they don't want to read your clothes.
这一点上我觉得你错了 I think you're wrong about that one.
-这种衣服你有多少？ -嘿！你在… How many of these do you have?
拜托 住手！ 嘿！停下！ Please, just stop! Hey! Stop!
听着 我不想要你帮着来改变我 Look, I don't want your help in changing me.
我想要你帮着… 让Abby喜欢真正的我 I want your help in getting Abby to like me for me.
听着 呃… Look. Um...
周六晚上有个派对 在Bram家 there's a party this Saturday. At Bram's. 字幕组招新 欢迎想尝试翻译\字幕翻译爱好者 QQ群：742775570
你想跟我和我的朋友一起去吗？ Do you want to go with my friends and I?
好啊！ Yes!
就这么简单！ Yes! So simple.
难怪他们叫你简单的西蒙 Must be why they call you Simple Simon.
没人这么叫我 Martin Nobody calls me that, Martin.
嘿 呃… 你想留下过夜吗？ Hey, uh, do you want to, like, sleep over?
不想 Nope.
你好啊 Oh, hello.
嘿 好啊？ Hey, what's up?
-不错 对吧？ -Nick - Nice, right? - Nick.
挺好？ Good?
即使对你来说也算懒出新高度了 This is, like, a new level of laziness, even for you.
你什么意思啊？ 我是C罗啊 What do you mean? I'm Cristiano Ronaldo.
你连把背后的字母画满一点都不行吗？ And you couldn't even be bothered
-我是想… -不 过来 那个给我 to fill in the letters on the back?
你… No, come on. Give me that.
太霸道了吧 You are a bully.
嘿 别这么对洋子说话 哥们 Hey. Don't talk about Yoko that way, man.
如果再这样 你就滚出乐队吧 Because if you do, you're out of the band.
你们俩是在扮谁？ Who are you guys supposed to be?
约翰列侬和小野洋子 John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
哦！我以为她是指环王里的那女生 Oh! I thought she was the girl from The Ring,
-而你是耶稣 -耶稣？不是啊 and you were Jesus.
耶稣为什么会穿一身白西装 Jesus? No. Why would Jesus be wearing a white suit?
我怎么知道 你告诉我啊 I don't know. You tell me.
是你自己决定要扮成华丽丽的耶稣的 You're the one who decided to dress up like fancy Jesus.
哦 我的天 行了 过来 Oh, my God. Okay. Come here.
-转过去 -我在这儿啊 - Turn around. - I'm here.
-转过去 -好啦 - Turn around. - Okay.
-行了 -好了吗？-好多了 - Okay. - Is it good?
-真的？ - Way better. - Is it?
-是的 现在我们需要处理一下头发 Yeah. Now, we need to do something about this hair.
-也许往后梳？-他们可没那么听话 Maybe slick it back?
他们往后梳不了 It doesn't do that. It doesn't slick back.
神奇女侠登场！ Wonder Woman in the hizzy!
嗨！ Hi!
我编了个口头禅 I made up a catchphrase,
因为神奇女侠没有口头禅 'cause Wonder Woman doesn't have one.
登场就是来了 "Hizzy" means house.
-对哦 -是啊 - Yeah. - Yeah.
是啊 - Right. Yeah. - Yeah.
哦 Abby 你看起来酷爆了 Oh, Abby, you look amazing.
谢谢！ Thank you!
是啊 你看着超赞 Yeah. You look awesome.
我要去热点冻披萨 I'm gonna go make those frozen pizzas.
好啊 All right.
嗯 我来帮忙 Yeah, I'll help.
这身装扮很好看 真的 That's a nice costume, for real.
谢谢你 什么？-C罗！ Thank you. What? Cristiano Ronaldo!
-答对了 Nailed it.
你还记得那次 Do you remember when we went to school
我们扮成查理的天使去学校吗？ dressed as Charlie's Angels?
哦 我的天 记得 Oh, my God, yes.
Nivk的蛋蛋还从他的超短裤里露出来 And Nick's balls fell out of his booty shorts
当时他好像蹲下去摆什么持枪的造型？ when he, like, dropped down to do the gun pose?
嗯 你会怀念不给糖就捣蛋吗？ Mm. Do you miss trick-or-treating?
什么 你是说 What, you mean instead of, like,
反而不去参加某个吵闹的派对… going to loud parties
装作喜欢啤酒的味道 pretending to like the taste of beer
又太难为情而不去跳舞？ and feeling too self-conscious to dance?
我不知道为什么你要觉得难为情 I don't know why you feel self-conscious.
你明显是 I mean, you are very clearly
我们学校最酷的人 the coolest person at our school.
我很确定只有你一个人是这么想的 I'm pretty sure you're the only one who feels that way.
但还是谢谢你 But thank you.
是谁啊？ Who's that?
我邀请了Martin I invited Martin.
-Martin Addison？ -为什么啊？ - Martin Addison? - Why?
这是什么帮他实现愿望的桥段吗？ Is this a Make-A-Wish situation?
不 他人挺酷的 No, he's cool.
嘿 Hey.
哦 穿的很犀利嘛 Oh, looking sharp.
我勒个… What the...
伙计们 你是要扮成谁？ - Guys. - What are you supposed to be?
还不够明显吗？ Isn't it obvious?
我是弗洛伊德式错误 Ah! I'm a Freudian slip.
Abby… 神奇女侠 Abby. Wonder Woman.
随便选一首就好啦 Just pick a song already.
嘿 Nick 你能别催我吗？ Hey, Nick, uh, can you not rush me?
-说实话 我选不了 这么多歌 Honestly, I can't choose. There's so many.
-就像在Netflix That's like Netflix.
你懂的 就像要在Netflix上挑电影 You know, trying to pick a film on Netflix.
我就好像“啊…“是阿帕图的 I'm like... "Am I in an Apatow mood,
还是比利-怀尔德呢？“知道吗？ or am I in a Billy Wilder mood?" You know?
哦 放Drake的 好 Ooh, play Drake. Yes.
呃 不要 Drake的歌放过太多遍了 Uh, no. Drake is, like, super played out at this point.
说唱之神的歌永远放不够 不可能发生的 You can't play out a rap god. Doesn't happen.
-不可能 Impossible.
-首先 他不是说唱之神 First of all, he's not a rap god.
其次 我要来点碧昂斯 And second of all, I'm looking for some Beyoncé.
-哦 -我只是找不到Lemonade这首 - Oh. - I just can't find "Lemonade."
嘿 我有个有趣的问题 Hey. Here's an interesting question.
我超爱碧昂斯 I love Beyoncé.
-什么东西让你们觉得怀旧？ What makes you guys feel nostalgic?
-你喜欢她？ You do?
我是说 大家多少都会喜欢碧昂斯的 I mean, I think everybody kinda likes Beyoncé.
葡萄苏打让我很怀旧 Grape soda makes me feel very nostalgic.
-你在说什么？ -什么东西让你们觉得怀旧？ - What are you talking about? - What makes you feel nostalgic?
嘿 Abby Hey, Abby.
我觉得你的装扮会是今晚的全场最佳 I bet you're gonna have the best costume tonight.
谢了 不客气 - Thanks. - Nah, you're welcome.
搞什么鬼啊 Spier？ What the hell, Spier?
嘿 为什么Nick还在和Abby调情？ Hey, why is Nick still flirting with Abby?
我不知道 Martin I don't know, Martin.
也许你就不该穿裙子来 Maybe you shouldn't have worn a dress.
那看着就像个 You look like a drag queen
在磁性拼读条游戏里打过滚的变装皇后 rolled around in magnetic poetry.
嘿 Abby Hey, Abby!
无论何时你要续杯 Whenever you need a refill of your drink,
我都是你的专属酒保 I'll be your designated bartender.
-所以不用担心 -好吧 So don't worry.
嘿 Chloe 到这来！ Okay. Hey, Chloe, come here!
-呦 呦 呦！-嘿 Yo, yo, yo!
约翰列侬？ Hey. John Lennon?
-是的 你看出来了 -真不赖 - Yeah. You got it. - Nice.
那 Nick你是… And, um, Nick...
-还是Nick -不是 不 我是C罗 - You're Nick. - No. No. I'm Ronaldo.
-哦 是我不好 -这么明显 - Oh. My bad. - Obviously.
-那你扮的是谁？ -哦 呃… Who are you supposed to be?
我是退职了的总统奥巴马 Oh. Uh... I am post-presidency Barack Obama.
所以我正在夏威夷避暑 So I'm just chillin' in Hawaii, drinking Mai Tais,
喝着迈泰鸡尾酒 写着回忆录 writing memoirs and hoping
祈祷川普不要把我打的江山搞垮了 Trump doesn't destroy my legacy.
太酷了 That's awesome.
谢了 我们去酒吧那边 来吧 Thanks. Now let's go to the bar. Come on.
嗯 Yeah.
好啊 Hell yeah.
别这样 Garrett 别 - No, Garrett, no. - My number is
好吧 我们应该小干几杯 All right, we should have a little toast.
-好啊 -不行 我得开车 No, thanks. I'm driving.
而且Simon不怎么喝酒 And Simon doesn't really drink.
不 我喝的 没事 我喝的 No, I drink. It's cool. I drink.
-是嘛 这才像话 -是吗？ 是吗？ - All right, that's my man. - Really?
你在Leah家的逾越节宴 You wouldn't even have a glass
上都没喝一杯洁酒 of Manischewitz at Leah's Seder.
不 这可是万圣节 兄弟 这是特殊场合 It's Halloween, man. It's a special occasion.
实话 True that.
干杯 Cheers.
你没事吧？ You okay?
你跳得真好 真有一套 You're good at this. You got this.
Abby是… 我见过最性感的神奇女侠 Abby is the hottest Wonder Woman I have ever seen.
是啊 Yeah.
我宁愿她用那套索对我做尽一切 The shit that I would let her do to me with that lasso.
哦 可不是嘛 哥们 Oh, I know, man.
直接用那东西绑住我都行 Just, like, tie me up with that thing.
你没看上Abby 对吧？ You're not into Abby, are you?
没 没有 没有 No, no, no.
我的意思是 不是我说…她很可爱… I mean, it's not like I... She's cute...
是啊 Yeah.
只不过她不是我喜欢的型 ...but she's just not really my type.
不是因为她是黑人 我爱黑人女性 Not because she's black. I love black women. 本字幕首发于字幕库 www.zimuku.cn
不是那种 你懂的 对黑人女性有特殊好感 Not like, you know, I have a thing for black women,
我只是喜欢所有女性 I just love all women.
-哦 哦 哦！ -哦！ - Oh, oh. Oh! - Oh!
-嘿 -哦 嘿！哦 嘿 - Oh, hey. - Hey! Oh, hey.
嘿 Hey. Mm.
我要去约她出去 什么？不行 - I'm gonna go ask her out. - What? No.
-不行？ -不行 -不行？ - No? No? - No.
-你不能约Abby出去 -为什么不行？ - You can't ask Abby out. - Why not?
因为… 她没跟你说吗…Jonathan的事情吗？ Because. She didn't tell you about Jonathan?
-她没跟你说过？ She didn't tell you about that?
-没有 - 他年长一些 - No. - He's older.
-嗯哼 嗯哼 -在读大学 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - In college.
他的历练非常丰富 He's really experienced.
-你知道我只做过一次爱 对吧？ You know I've only had sex once, right?
-我知道 I know that.
就像没人会告诉你 You know, it's like no one tells you
到时一切都很黑… how dark everything is
到处都变得那么滑 and how slippery everything gets, and, you know,
你以为你知道是正确的部位 the parts you think are the right parts
其实是错的 are actually the wrong parts and...
好吧 我去吃东西静一静 All right, I'm gonna go eat my feelings away.
-兄弟 我很抱歉… Man, I'm sorry...
-不 没关系 不用在意 No, it's okay. Don't worry about it.
哇哦 哇啊 Whoa, whoa.
-嘿 Simon ！-嘿 - Hey, Simon! - Hey.
嘿 你想玩啤酒乒乓球吗？ Hey, you wanna play Beirut?
好啊 当然 Yeah. Sure.
我们还需要多两个人 We just need two more people.
要不然你跟我还有… How about you and me, and then, um...
Abby和Martin怎么样？ Abby and Martin?
-行 好啊 -嘿 Martin - Okay, cool. - Hey, Martin.
-来了 -Abby - Yeah. - Abby.
-我们玩啤酒乒乓球 Let's play Beirut.
-不 我不想… 来吧 一起玩 - No, I don't... - Yeah. Let's do it.
来嘛 我们一起嘛 很有意思的 Come on, let's go. It'll be fun. It'll be fun.
来大干一架吧 Good old competition.
-准备好了？ -嗯 我准备好了 - Ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.
啤酒乒乓球 对吧？ Beirut. Right?
没错！ Yes!
好吧 你以前玩过吗？ Okay. Have you ever played Beirut before?
当然玩过 Uh, totally. Yeah.
太好了 所以 Great. All right, so, two reracks, no blowing
那只能两次重排 不能吹… and two balls in the cup means
一个杯子进两颗球就代表要喝三杯酒 好吗？ that you have to take three, okay?
好啊 没问题 Okay. Cool.
我觉得我们说的不是同一个游戏 I thought we were talking about a different game.
-我们边玩边解释 好吗？ -好 We'll just explain as we go. Okay?
好的 懂了 - Yeah. - Okay. Got it.
-准备好了？ Ready?
-也许你应该把这个摘下来… - Maybe you should take these... - Oh.
你会看得更清楚 对吧？ -好主意 嗯 -嗯 - You'll see better. Right? - Good idea. Yeah.
看你了 直落！ - All you. - Raindrop!
球进了 好吧 这个投进了 Here we go, all right. You got this one.
哦 这杯…这杯是我喝吗？ Oh, is that... This is mine to drink?
天啊 God.
哦哦！ Oh!
好吧 All right.
干了！干了！干了！ Chug! Chug! Chug!
我们也要花式握手吗？这… Do we need a handshake? Is that...
你能丢进其中一个 You get one of these in
我们就可以玩花握 and we can totally have a handshake.
飞偏吧 飞偏吧 Fly it away. Fly it away.
干了 干了 干了 Chug, chug, chug.
- 棒！ -好吧 - Sweet! - All right.
“嘿 Hey, Bram. It's me, Jacques.
“Bram 是我 Jacques Hey, Bram. I'm Jacques.
“嘿 “Barack “是我 Jacques Hey, Barack. It's me, Jacques.
为什么我要用Jacques? Why did I pick Jacques?
没问题 Yeah, no problem.
哦 Oh.
抱歉 我以为这是卫生间 I'm sorry, I thought this was the bathroom.
抱歉 Sorry.
- 我开始觉得有点累了 - 我太累了 - I'm starting to get so tired! - I am so tired.
嘿 Martin Hey, Martin, not now, man. All right?
现在不行 好吗?今晩我已经够呛的了 I've had a big night.
哦 Oh!
不是吧? 不是吧? Really? Really?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
搞什么啊! Come on!
你在干嘛? 我也不知道 - What are you doing? - I don't know.
欢迎 Willkommen
你是认真的吗? 欢迎 - Are you serious? - Bienvenue
欢迎 哇哦 小心 Welcome... Whoa. Careful.
好啦 来 我们得把你弄回家 Okay, come on. We gotta get you home.
你看 马上就到了! 哦 我的天啊! - Look, we're so close! - Oh, my God!
等等怎么了? Wait, what?
伙计我爸妈还醒着呢 - Dude, my parents are still up. - Oh, God.
哦 天哪 你猜怎么着 -哦 拜托 - Oh... - Okay, you know what... Come on.
我要你想点特别伤心的事情 I need you to think of something really sad...
比如那部讲鲸鱼们是何等痛恨 Like, the documentary about how all the whales
在海洋世界里的生活的纪录片 hate living at SeaWorld.
太伤心了! Too sad!
老天 好吧 那就不如这样 God. Okay, then just, you know what,
什么话都别说还有 don't say anything at all...
明天我们再把吐过的村衫丢了 And we'll ditch the barf shirt till tomorrow.
好的 Okay.
Si? - 嗯 - Si? - Yeah.
越少越好 Just as little as possible,
说得越少越好 say as little as possible.
那这是怎么弄的? So how does that work?
我知道 我记得我去 I know, I remember when I went to...
孩子们! Hey, guys!
来跟我们聊聊 –嘿 - Come talk to us. - Hey!
派对怎么样? -特别开心 - How was the party? - It was really fun.
是吗? 一是啊 - Was it? - Yeah.
一等一 Aces.
呃 那 Huh.
谢谢你们让我留下过夜 Uh, well. Thanks for letting me stay over.
当然当然 当然 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
你在这儿过夜都十多年了 You've been staying over 10 years.
不用谢我们的 哦 You don't have to thank us.
嗯 谢谢 Oh. Yeah, thanks.
别闹了嘘! Stop. Shh!
约翰列依穿着一件女式毛衣 John Lennon was wearing a woman's sweater.
嗯 -而且他喝醉了 - Mm. - And he's drunk.
很显然 -我们该对此作何感想? - Definitely. - So how do we feel about that?
好吧他没酒驾 Well, he didn't drive drunk,
而且在门禁前回来了 所以 and he's home before curfew, so...
很好 我也觉得我们该这么想 Good. That's what I thought we thought.
是啊我们就是这么想的对吧? Yeah, that's what we think, right?
嗯 我们是好家长对吧? 一是啊我们是好家长 - Yeah. We're good parents. - Yeah, we're good parents.
房间不转了 The room stopped spinning.
你有没有觉得很怪过? Do you ever feel weird?
怪? 是啊 - Weird? - Yeah.
有时我觉得自己一直是个旁观者 Sometimes I feel like I'm always on the outside.
什么意思? What do you mean?
比如今晩 你知道 Like tonight, you know...
我参加派对 派对很有趣 但是 I was at that party, and it was fun, but...
感觉我好像是 it kinda felt like I was watching it
站在房间远处观望 from across the room.
我不知道 我必须 I don't know, there's this invisible line
越过某条无形的线 that I have to cross
才能真正融入一切 to really be a part of everything
而我却无法跨越 and I just, I can't ever cross it.
有时我也会这么觉得 I feel that way sometimes, too.
可你今晩没有 Not tonight you didn't.
嗯 我在做出尝试 Yeah, I was trying something.
嗯 有时我觉得做那种灌下几杯 Yeah, sometimes I think it'd be so much easier
就能搭上旁边随便某人的人 to be one of these people who can just take a few shots
会轻松得多 and then hook up with whoever's closest.
嗯 我猜是我运气不好 Yeah, I guess I'm just unlucky.
运气不好? Unlucky?
为什么? Why?
因为我不是个随性的人 Because I'm not a casual person.
那你是什么样的人? What kind of person are you?
我想我是那种 I think I'm the kind of person
注定要对一个人非常在意的人 who is destined to care so much
而这几乎要了我的命 about one person, it nearly kills me.
我也是 Me too.
时间不早了 It's getting late.
Si? Si?
嗯? Yeah?
晩安 Good night.
亲爱的Blue Dear Blue,
我的一个朋友喜欢上了另一个 so one of my friends likes the other,
而他还不知情 我猜我们都有秘密 and he has no idea. I guess we all have secrets.
总之 我一直想 Anyway, I've been thinking about
为什么自己还没出柜 why I haven't come out yet.
可能是因为这事似乎很不公 Maybe it's because it doesn't seem fair
只有同志人群需要出柜 that only gay people have to come out.
为什么异性恋就是默认的? Why is straight the default?
我有些事情要告诉你 I have something I need to tell you.
妈有件事我想跟你说 Mom, there's something I have to tell you.
我们能谈谈吗? Can we talk?
我是异性恋 I'm straight.
抱歉妈这是真的 I'm sorry, Mom, it's true.
我喜欢女生 I like girls.
我喜欢男人 I like men.
你遗传了你爸爸 You get that from your daddy's side.
我爱上了Nick I'm in love with Nick.
我感觉自己一直在养着个陌生人 I feel like I've been raising a stranger.
当然啦 你就是在啊 Yes, absolutely, you have.
我是异性恋者 I'm heterosexual.
哦 上帝 帮帮我 主啊 求你啦 Oh, God. Help me, Jesus. Please.
也可能是因为我不确定 Or maybe it's because I can't be sure
身为同志这件事会持之以恒 this whole "being gay" thing is forever.
也有可能是高中时光 Or maybe it's that there's not that much
已经所剩无几 of high school left
一部分的我想要坚持做一直以来的自己 and part of me wants to hold on to
再坚持久一点 who I've always been just a little longer.
之后 等我去洛杉矶上了大学 And then, when I go to college in Los Angeles,
我会做个自豪的同志我保证 I'll be gay and proud, I promise.
好吧 可能也没那么基 Yeah, maybe not that gay.
不确定是在对谁承诺 I'm not sure who I'm promising.
我会继续斟酌的 I'll keep ruminating.
爱你的 Jacques Love, Jacques.
该死! Shit!
没错跟海豚一起游泳之后 So, yeah, after swimming with dolphins,
我们会飞去圣马丁过新年 we fly to Saint Martin for New Year's.
其他人呢有在加勒比海过圣诞的吗? Anybody else, Christmas in the Caribbean?
留在本地 Staying here.
我们Spier家的保留传统是 We have a classic Spier tradition
在圣诞夜吃法式吐司 of French toast on Christmas Eve.
我要去一个没有供热的 I'm going to an unheated vacation house
与世隔绝的度假屋 in the middle of nowhere.
这是我们家索然无味的传统 As is our bleak family tradition.
哦要命哦 Oh, man. Oh.
-你还好吗? You okay?
哦 没事 只是纸划伤了 Oh, yeah, that's a paper cut.
真够夸张 Overdramatic.
额 Simon 你知道绷带在哪儿吗? Um, Simon, do you know where the bandages are?
就在日用品橱柜里 Yeah. They're just in the supply closet.
好 你介意带我过去吗? Okay, do you mind showing me?
马上回来 Be right back.
这家伙就跟个护士似的 He's like a nurse, this man.
好吧其实我没被纸划伤 Okay, I don't actually have a paper cut.
我知道Martin 你是个很差劲的演员 I know that, Martin. You're a very bad actor.
怎么你觉得这样很好玩吗? What, you think this is funny?
Simon听着 我不想泄露你的电子邮件 Simon, look, I don't wanna have to
好吗?但我会的 leak your emails, all right? But I will.
听着你不能把Blue扯进来好吗? Look, you cannot bring Blue into this, okay?
要是他知道我的邮件泄露了 If he found out that my emails got leaked,
他会惊慌失措的 he'd get totally freaked, all right?
好吗?他就再不会跟我说话了 He'd never talk to me again.
也不一定知道吗? Yeah, probably not, you know?
网络不是个结识他人的好地方 The Internet's a freaky place to meet people.
哟 – 嘿! - Yo. - Hey!
嘿! Hey!
有趣的电影!诡异 - 诡异星期五 - Fun movie! Freak. - Freaky Friday.
- 这电影有意思! 诡异 - That's a fun movie! - Freaky, freak, freaky.
-是啊诡异地要命! - Yeah, freaky-deaky Dutch! - She's a super freak
超级诡异 -你们俩真奇怪 - Super freak - You guys are weird.
我需要创可贴 那些制作项目真是烦死了 I need a Band-Aid. Those programs are a bitch.
哦 Marti在说台词上还有麻烦 Erm, yo. Martin was having trouble running his lines
所以我们在想可以去华夫饼屋 and we were thinking we could go
把台词过一遍 to Waffle House and go over 'em.
真的吗? - Really? - Yeah.
那就太好了 That would be great.
我也去 I'm insky.
干得好 Spier 见鬼去吧 Martin - Good work, Spier. - Go to hell, Martin.
Jacques 我要是个赌徒的话 Jacques, if I were a betting man,
我会说上次你 I'd say you were drunk emailing me
给我发邮件时是喝醉了 during that last letter.
别担心我很喜欢 Don't worry. I liked it.
至于出柜 As for coming out, I know what you mean
我理解你说的想要等到大学再出柜 about wanting to wait till college.
但我们的邮件鼓舞了我 But our emails have inspired me.
我准备去告诉我的家人 所以谢谢啦 Jacques I'm going to tell my family. So thanks, Jacques.
爱你的 Blue Love, Blue.
嘿 Hey!
这位女士 哦 - Madame. - Oh.
Simon Simon...
演职人员就这么排练的 How the thespians rehearse, right?
对吧? -嘿各位 Hey, guys.
你们想点些什么? What can I get you?
Lyle!你们认识Lyle吗? 我们一起上拉丁语课的 Lyle! You guys know Lyle? We have Latin together.
我想我不认识 I don't think so.
你好吗? Hi. How's it going?
其实去年我们一起上过生物课吧? Actually, we had Bio together last year?
哦是吗? -你是Simon对吗? - Oh, really? - It's Simon, right?
是的 是的 抱歉 我不… Yeah. Yeah, sorry, I don't, um...
没关系那是个大班 It's okay. It was like a big class,
而且我擅长记别人的长相 and I have a good memory for faces.
你们几位想点些什么? What can I get you guys?
其实我们计划来这吃饭已经有一阵子了 Well, we plan on being here for a while.
所以我们先从小份开始再点大的 So, we're gonna start off small and go larger.
也许先来点些培根来点香肠 让我选的话 Probably get some bacon first, some sausage. I'd say...
·你说得对 我过于奇怪过于与众不同 "You're right. I'm much too strange and extraordinary.
而且那么令人目眩神迷! Much! And much too distracting!"
哇 Wow.
你都从没在以前的学校里做过表演? And you never did any acting at your old school?
没有 我们可以回到 ? No. Can we get back to...
还有你是华盛顿来的对吧? And yet, you're from D.C., right?
嗯 你能不能给我下一句的提词? Yeah. Can you give me my next cue, though?
那你怎么会搬到这里来? So why did you move here?
因为我爸妈离婚了 Because my parents got divorced
然后我姨妈在楼里帮我们找了间公寓 and my aunt found us an apartment in her building.
他们为什么离婚? Why'd they get divorced?
-这很重要吗 Martin? Why does it matter, Martin?
你在写一本关于华盛顿 Are you writing a book about girls
破碎家庭的女孩的书? from a broken home in D.C.?
所以? So?
我以为我爸是. . . I thought that my dad
这世界上最伟大的人 was the greatest person on the planet.
结果最后发现 他只是一个可悲的败类 But it turns out that he's just a sad, tired loser
厌恶自己的工作 酗酒 who hates his job, drinks way too much beer,
而且还背着他的老婆偷腥 and cheats on his wife.
为结束刚才我说的那些 所以 To make up for all the stuff that I just mentioned, so...
听到这些我很抱歉 Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
嗯 Yeah.
你值得拥有一个跟你想象的一样的父亲 You deserve the father that you thought you had.
你知道吗 Abby? You know what, Abby?
你值得上一个他妈的超级英雄 You deserve a goddamn superhero.
好 谢啦 我们现在回到 Okay, thank you. Let's get back to the...
说出来 Say it.
什么? What?
我想听你说出来 I wanna hear you say
我 Abby Susso 是个优秀的女孩 "I, Abby Susso, am an incredible young woman
就值得上一个他妈的超级英雄 and deserve a goddamn superhero."
我不会这么说的 Martin I'm not gonna say that, Martin.
那行吧 Okay. Well, um...
你不说 我就不罢休 I won't stop until you say it.
好 Okay.
你要干嘛 -打扰一下 - What are you... - Excuse me.
·华夫饼屋的顾客们! -Martln Martin别闹了 - Waffle House patrons! - Martin. Martin, stop.
抱歉打扰一下-Martin - Pardon the interruption. - Martin.
我只是想说在座的这位Abby Susso I would just like to say that Abby Susso here
是个优秀的女孩 is an incredible young woman.
Martin拜托 Martin, please.
而且値得上一个他妈的超级英雄 -行啦行啦 And deserves a goddamn superhero.
这才对嘛 Abby Susso! - Okay, okay... - That's right. Abby Susso!
没错Abby Susso! -我是Abby Susso! Abby Susso is an incredible young woman!
是一个优秀的女孩 -我是AbbySusso! I'm Abby Susso!
优秀的女孩就値得上 Incredible young woman, and deserves...
一个炸天的超级英雄 - A goddamn superhero. - A goddamn superhero.
-一个炸天的超级英雄 - A goddamn superhero! - A goddamn superhero!
一个炸天的超级英雄! A goddamn superhero!
耶 Yeah.
行了 All right.
重大突破 耶 Breakthrough. Yeah.
好了 各位可以继续用餐了 谢谢 Okay, you can all go back to your meals. Thank you.
快坐下吧 求你了 Please sit down. Please.
嗯 Well...
我们继续回到 Well, let's get back to...
-我出场到你唱的歌 -我休息五分钟 - my entrance into your song. - I'm gonna take five.
哦 奇巧倶乐部荣幸呈现 "Ah, the Kit Kat Klub proudly presents...
我很快回来 I'll be right back.
一位来自英格兰的美丽女子 ...a beautiful woman coming straight from England."
·各位这是Sally Bowles Sally Bowles, everybody."
嘿 Hey.
当时那堂辨识树叶测验的生物课你不是在? Were you in Bio when they did that identifying leaves test?
对Joel Wins1ow还吃了毒葛 Yes. And Joel Winslow ate that poison ivy.
因为Doug Fogerty告诉他说那是大麻 Because Doug Fogerty told him it was pot.
对 -可怜的Joel - Right. - Poor Joel.
我觉得他只是希望被人喜欢 因为.. I think he just wants to be liked 'cause...
你注意到他会在包里多放几只笔了吗?好像... you ever notice that he has extra pens in his backpack?
你知道他一直在等某一天 Like, you know, he's just waiting for the day
有人会走到他面前向他借支笔? that someone comes up to ask him for a pen?
之后他就可以做那个 借那人笔的人了 And then he can be that guy to give 'em a pen.
你真是洞见一切啊是不是 Simon? You see everything, don't you, Simon?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是Simon的意思是·倾听之人· But Simon means "the one who hears"
而Spier的意思是·眼见之人·所以 and Spier means "the one who sees"
这两个放一块儿的时候 so you put that all together
就充分说明 and pretty sure that means I was just destined
我是注定要到处掺一脚的 to be up in everybody's business.
我得进店里去了 I've gotta get back inside
去把华夫饼当刷干净 and scrub down some waffle irons.
使命召唤 确实 - Duty calls. - Indeed.
到里面再见了 I'll see you in there.
行里面見 Yeah, I'll see ya.
我爸今晚飞回来庆祝光明节 So my dad's flying in tonight for Hanukkah.
要是你在想 If you are thinking,
光明节不还有一个月嘛 "But Hanukkah isn't for another month!"
那你想对了 Well, you are correct.
欢迎来到离异双亲小课堂 Welcome to navigating divorced parents.
哪里见到他们就在哪里过 Take holidays where you can get them.
而我爸总是订在某个很烂的汽车旅馆 And my dad's staying at the same crappy motel as always.
我们所有那些尴尬到不行的传统他都会做 We'll do all our horribly awkward traditions.
我们会点亮七枝烛台 We'll light the menorah and I'll silently pray
然后我会默默地祈祷酒水灭火装置不要启动 that the sprinklers don't go off.
这事之前发生过两次了 That's happened twice before.
你能相信我正在考虑 Would you believe I'm considering doubling down
冒险把这整个尴尬的局面 and turning this whole awkward mess
变成一次出柜行动吗 ? into a coming out thing?
你觉得我疯了吗? Do you think I'm crazy?
怎么会 Blue我不觉得你在发疯 No, Blue, I don't think you're crazy.
我觉得你特别勇敢 I think you're crazy brave.
说真的 Martin以前老让我觉得特别烦 Honestly, Martin used to annoy the crap out of me.
但是他这人其实还挺酷的 But he's actually kind of a cool person.
我一直想着要问你父母的事情的 I've been meaning to ask you about your parents.
我们人还在餐馆的时候 I just didn't wanna say anything
我不想说什么 when we were actually in the restaurant.
我都不确定你是不是想谈这件事 I wasn't sure if you wanted to talk about it.
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因为对我的形象多少有点影响 because it kind of messes with my image.
什么样的形象? What kind of image?
一个满怀激动 The girl who is excited
开始高中最后一年学校生活的女孩 to start a new school senior year.
一个人生不仅仅止步于 Girl whose life didn't just end,
三个月前的女孩 like, three months ago,
却还时刻满是愤怒和悲伤 who's angry and sad all the time.
一个还相信爱情的女孩 Girl who still believes in love.
得啦 你还是相信爱的 Come on. You still believe in love.
也许吧 Maybe.
你曾经爱过吗? Have you ever been in love?
我想是的 I think so.
Abby Abby.
嗯? Yeah?
我是同志 I'm gay.
哦 Oh.
可你不能告诉别人 You can't tell anyone though.
还没有人知道 Nobody really knows,
而且我不太希望别人发现 and I don't really want people to find out.
我不会说的我保证 I won't. I promise.
好 Okay.
你意外吗? You surprised?
不 No.
这么说你知道? 一也不是 - So you knew? - No.
但你不意外啊? But you're not surprised?
你希望我觉得意外吗? Do you want me to be surprised?
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 Okay.
可我爱你 Well, I love you.
所以 So...
爱你 Love you, too.
后面没车啦 There's no one behind us.
你不用开转向灯的 You don't have to put your blinker on.
好只是安全起見 -好 - Okay, just being safe. - Yeah.
亲爱的 B1ue 我希望你爸那边的事顺利 Dear Blue, I hope it goes okay with your dad.
不管会发生什么 你都鼓励了我 Whatever happens, you inspired me.
今晚我向我朋友出柜了 I came out to my friend tonight.
没有你的话我永远都不会做到 And I never would have done that without you.
也许我们应该搭上勇敢号列车 Maybe we should ride this bravery train
公开我们的身份 and reveal our identities.
我真的太想知道你是谁了 爱你的Jacques I'm dying to know who you are. Love, Jacques.
我告诉我爸了 I told my dad.
当时尴尬得要命但是 也还算好 It was insanely awkward. But also, kind of fine.
而且你说反了 And you got it backwards.
是你一直在鼓励我 It's you who inspires me.
但是很抱歉 But I'm sorry,
我还没有准备好互相透露身份 I'm just not ready for us to know each other's identities.
爱你的Blue Love, Blue.
薯条 -你在干嘛? 我是薯条狂鲨 - Hey! What are you doing? - I'm a fry shark!
耶! Yeah!
真好吃 - That is good. - You're a good fry shark.
好厉害的薯条狂鲨 -谢谢谢谢 - Thank you, thank you. - I like that.
我很喜欢都不知道你靠近我了 I didn't even know you were coming near.
你知道今天周几吗? 一周几? You know what day it is?
肯定是周薯啦 哦 - What day is it? - Must be Friday!
我猜大家都喜欢我了对吧? I guess I'm being loved, right? Right?
-没错 Yeah.
黑人跟犹太人合在一起会得到什么? Hey, what do you get when you get black and Jewish?
什么? - What? - Bluish.
过分了 That's mean.
Simon? Simon?
Abby从什么时候开始觉得Martin那么有意思的 Since when does Abby find Martin so goddamn funny?
是啊简直疯了 Yeah, it's crazy.
知道么这也太蠢了 You know, this is stupid.
我正打算跟她说我喜欢她的 I'm just gonna tell her that I like her.
还一直在想那件 And I've been thinking
性经历方面的事 the whole sexual experience thing,
那也没什么大不了的而且 it's not that big of a deal.
其实我一直在锻炼 知道吗? And, actually, I've been practicing, right?
我在网上买了个玩意儿 I got this thing online.
还挺酷的 叫便携飞机杯 It's really cool. It's called a pocket puss...
Abby 喜欢 Martin Abby likes Martin.
她亲口告诉我的 She told me herself.
可他是Martin啊 -我知道 - But he's Martin. - I know.
听着 我不管 Look, I don't care.
我要试一试 - I'm gonna try. - Hey, wait, wait.
嘿 等等 那Leah怎么办? What about Leah?
Leah怎么了? What about Leah?
大哥 Dude.
Leah爱上你了 不 她才没呢 - Leah's in love with you. - No, she's not.
你在逗我吗? Are you kidding me?
拜托你看她看你时的样子 I mean, come on. The way she looks at you
自Abby出现在你左右后 她表现得多嫉妒啊? and how she's been all jealous ever since Abby's been around?
而且每次你走进房间 她都会脸红 And she blushes every time you come into the room.
听着 你和Abby… Look, you and Abby...
不可能成的 it's never gonna happen.
不过你和 Leah But you and Leah...
我的意思是你们俩在一起太合适了 I mean, you could be incredible together.
嘿 -怎么样啊? - Hey. - What's up?
我有件事要告诉你 So I have something to tell you.
Nick刚约我在返校日比赛前 Nick just asked me to get dinner
去吃晩餐 before the homecoming game.
好啊 Okay.
不是哦Si我是说 No, like, Si, he was like...
他来到我面前然后说 He came up to me and he's like,
想一起去吃晩饭吗? "Do you wanna go get dinner?"
好吧 然后我说 All right, and I was like,
当然 Abby和Simon去吗? 然后他说 "Sure, are Abby and Simon in?" And he was like
·我是希望就咱们俩个人 就像是约会· "I was thinking it could just be the two of us. Like, a date."
这可太棒了 That's amazing.
是吗? It is?
是啊 Yeah.
Leah得了 Leah, come on.
我知道你喜欢他 I know you're into him.
什么? What?
Bram的派对之后 All that stuff that you were talking
那晩你们聊的那些事 about the night after Bram's party,
关于特别地喜欢一个人 about, you know, being so into one person
快要折磨死你了 that it almost kills you.
你是在说Nick You were talking about Nick.
呃 Uh...
所以你觉得我应该和他去约会 So you think I should go out with him?
是的是的 Yes. Yes.
好吧! Okay.
是吧? 一是啊! - Yeah? - Yeah!
我向你保证你不会后悔的 I promise you, you're not gonna regret it.
一定会很棒的! It's gonna be great!
把你们的爪子伸出来吧灰熊们! Let's pull out your claws, Grizzlies!
哦! Oh!
Simon 阿尔蒙特队的那个四分卫真太性感了 Simon, that Almont QB is insanely hot.
我们现在可以聊聊这类事情了你知道的 We can talk about stuff like this now, you know.
是啊 我还不知道是不是 Yeah, I still don't know
真的搞明白了该怎么做 if I really quite figured out how.
你说真的? 是啊 - Seriously? - Yeah.
我们得练习练习 好吧 Simon 怎么了? We gotta practice. All right. Simon.
你觉得那个四分卫 - Yeah? - Do you think
穿紧身裤的样子看起来赞吗? that quarterback is lookin' fine in those hot pants?
他看起来相当赞 He's lookin' pretty fine.
不不不 No. No. No.
很好! 很好加上肢体动作 Fine! Good. Put your body into it.
很好! Fine!
这回做得真不错! That was really good.
做得很好! 谢谢 - That was so good. - Thanks.
嘿看是华夫饼屋的那个家伙 Hey, check it out. It's the Waffle House guy.
哦是啊 Oh, yeah.
哇噢 Whoa.
Lyle? 我不知道可能吧 - Lyle? - I don't know. Could be.
我不知道 -你觉得他 - I don't know. - Do you think he's...
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧那你应该跟他聊聊 Okay, well, you should talk to him.
我去买杯咖啡 I'm gonna go get a coffee.
听着你很好! Look, you are fine!
你可以的! You got this.
嘿 Hi.
这不是我最喜欢的服务员嘛 Hey. If it isn't my favorite waiter.
啊他在这儿啊 那个能洞察一切的家伙 Ah, there he is. The guy who sees everything.
是的 Yeah.
我没想到你是会参加返校日活动的人 Hey, I wouldn't have taken you for a homecoming guy.
哦我是为了咖啡来的 Oh, just here for the coffee.
当然是啊你这家伙脑子里 Of course. Yeah, it's all about the cappuccinos
只有卡布奇诺和同窗之情 and camaraderie for this guy.
我很高兴你在这里 I'm glad you're here.
是吗? You are?
是的 Yeah.
因为我想问你些事情 'Cause I wanted to ask you something.
我之前那天就想问你了 I was gonna ask you the other day
但我那时太没种了 and then I was, like, too chickenshit.
Abby她什么情况? What's Abby's deal?
我知道你跟她常在一起玩 I know you and her hang out a lot.
你们俩是一对儿还是? Are the two of you like a thing, or...
不 No.
不是我们只是朋友 No, uh, we're just friends.
跟那么性感的姑娘光是朋友我可做不到 I could never be just friends with someone that hot.
是啊! Yeah!
每天都是挣扎! Every day is a struggle.
我得走了回見 I gotta go. I'll see ya.
你 Hey! You!
有个小鲜肉跟我说你喜欢熊! Little birdie told me you're into bears!
伙计 是我! Dude! It's me!
我是溪木队熊 I'm the Creekwood bear.
当然还能是谁 Of course, you are.
谢谢 Thank you.
不是在恭维你 Not a compliment.
我想出下一步该怎么接近Abby了 Hey, um... I figured out my next move with Abby.
太好了恭喜你 Martin Great, that's good for you, Martin.
我只是想让你快点操作一下 I just wanted to run it by you real quick.
不 Martin听着 No, Martin, look.
我帮了你好几礼拜了 I've been helping you for weeks
我受够了帮着你 and I am sick and tired of helping you
去搅乱我朋友们的生活 mess with my friends' lives.
不如再耍点类似你 So why don't you just do that shit
在华夫饼屋用的那种手段? that you did at Waffle House?
那次多顺利啊 That went great.
所以你是说是我应该去争取? So you're saying I should go for it?
这可是大动作啊 It's kind of a big gesture.
不成功便成仁! 对吧 Martin? Go big or go home! Right, Martin?
不成功便成仁 Go big or go home.
我喜欢多谢这番鼓励伙计! I like that. Thanks for the pep talk, man!
得全副武装起来了 Gotta get amped up.
上场啦! Come on!
我们赢定你们啦! We're gonna take ya!
爪爪爪爪爪 Claw, claw, claw, claw, claw
爪爪爪爪爪 Claw, claw, claw, Claw, claw
Ethan! Ethan!
我都不知道你喜欢橄榄球 I didn't know you like football.
他是过来打量裤档的 He's just here to check out the packages.
你妈没教过你 Didn't your mother ever tell you
别在公共场合抓自己的迷你小老二吗? not to grab your micropenis in public?
能来点鹰嘴豆泥搭配这根迷你胡萝卜吗? Could we get some hummus for that baby carrot?
闭嘴吧你 Shut up, man.
两位 怎么样? - Hey, guys. - What's up? Hey.
晚餐如何? 不错 - How was dinner? - It was good.
是啊我们去吃了汤饺 Yeah, uh, we got soup dumplings.
我告诉你的那个吃饺子的地方吗? That dumpling place I told you about?
是的 Yeah.
知道么 也许你可以跟Martin去吃 You know, maybe you could go with Martin.
我为什么要跟Martin去? Why would I go with Martin?
国歌演唱请起立 Please stand for the national anthem.
献给所有的难民 This goes out to all the refugees.
和我的声乐老师 Monica Louis And my vocal coach, Monica Lewis.
好! Yeah!
你到底在搞什么? What the hell are you doing?
大家好 Sorry. Hi.
抱歉打断大家 Hi, everyone. Uh, sorry to interrupt.
-为什么我们要中断国歌? Why are we interrupting the national anthem?
但我有些话想说 But I have something to say...
这比国歌重要一点点 that's a little more important than the national anthem.
无意冒犯美国 No offense, America.
你转到溪木高中的时候 when you transferred to Creekwood High School,
还只是短短三个半月之前 just a short three and a half months ago,
你不仅走进了一所新学校 you not only transferred into a new school,
你还走进了某个人的心里 you transferred your way into a new heart
我的心里 我的心就这里 belonging to me. My heart. Right here.
无论是当你的跟班小卒 And whether it was being your partner in pong,
还是华夫饼屋的那个勇夫 or your Waffle House warrior,
我很珍惜 I have cherished...
我们在一起度过的135300分钟 the 135,300 minutes that we've spent together.
哦抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
是135301分钟 135,301 minutes.
我知道你是这样一个既聪明又有才华 And I know that you're this smart, talented
还很完美的人 perfect creature.
而我只是 穿着狗熊道具汗流決背的蠢蛋 And, uh, I'm just a sweaty schlub in a bear costume.
但就像老布吉曾经说的 But like old Bogie used to say,
这是个"疯狂混乱的世界 it's a "crazy mixed-up world."
所以 Abby So, Abby,
不多啰嗦了 without further ado...
你想和我约会吗? will you go out with me?
她这么辣你不配啊 蠢货! She's too hot for you, assface!
借过 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
答应吧 答应吧 Just say yes. Say yes.
Martin… Martin...
我非常抱歉 I am so sorry.
我对你没有那样的感觉 I don't feel that way about you.
你没有吗? You don't?
没有 No.
但我真的很喜欢和你相处而且 But I really like hanging out with you
我不知道也许我们还能继续做朋友知道么? and I don't know, maybe we could still be friends, you know?
是的 Yeah, uh...
那是鸽子吗? Are those doves?
不不嘿嘿! Suraj! No, no, hey, hey! Suraj!
嘿!别别!她拒绝了不要 Hey! No, no! She said no! No, don't.
呦 我以为你说她喜欢他的 Yo, I thought you said she liked him.
不是我期望中的白鸽放飞仪式 Not the ceremonious dove launch I was hoping for.
但是能给鸟儿自由还是很让人振奋的 But still uplifting to free some birds.
好吧 Yeah.
好好欣赏比赛吧 Enjoy the game.
做得很好啊Martin!加油 Martin Nice try, Martin! And way to go, Martin!
你做出努力了!对吗? You gave it a shot! Right?
太糟糕了 That was terrible.
别担心几个礼拜之后大家就忘了 Don't worry, people will get over it in a few weeks.
我是唐纳德·J·特朗普 This is Donald J. Trump.
Martin Addison现在不能接电话 Martin Addison can't come to the phone right now.
Martin还是我Simon Hey, Martin, it's Simon. Again.
听着我只想确认下你是不是还好 Um, look, I wanna make sure you're doing all right.
我知道你很难过自从 I know it's been tough since, uh...
好吧 你知道从什么时候开始的 Well, you know since when. Um, listen. Just...
听着只要... 给我回个电话好吗? Just give me a call back, okay?
我只是想确认你没事 I just wanna make sure you're okay.
你在里面干嘛呢? Hey! What you doin' in there?
你认真的? Really?
我需要你帮我来装饰 帮我把这些理顺行吗? I need you to help me decorate. Untangle these for me, will ya?
-这样一点儿都不好 我一会儿就下去好吗? This is not cool. I'll be down in a minute, okay?
-什么不好? 我一会儿就下去 - What's not cool? - I'll be down in a minute.
你用梯子爬到我房间外面这件事 ! The fact that you're on a ladder next to my room!
我还是能清楚地看到你哦 I can still clearly see you.
好吧就这样 好吧圣诞快乐 All right, there you go. Okay. Merry Christmas.
Jacques Jacques,
我边喝蛋酒边收拾行李 I'm drinking eggnog and packing
去我爸在雷本湖的小屋 to go to my dad's cabin on Lake Rabun.
我相信维基百科上… I'm pretty sure there's a photo of it
解释“与世隔绝的地方"的页面上有它的图片 on the Wikipedia page for "middle of nowhere."
与世隔绝的地方 Middle of nowhere.
我要去一个没有供热的与世隔绝的 I'm going to an unheated vacation house
度假屋 in the middle of nowhere.
哦该死 Oh, shit.
那里几乎没有电 There's barely electricity
而且绝对没有手机信号 and definitely no cell service
所以这是我近期的最后一封邮件 so this will be my last email for a while.
这应该是我人生真正通入新篇章的一次旅程 It should be a real rite of passage.
一位父亲跟他的同志儿子假装喜欢钓鱼 A dad and his gay son pretending they like
还要努力找话题聊 to fish and trying to find things to talk about.
Jacques没有你这两个礼拜将会痛苦不堪 It's gonna to be an excruciating two weeks
爱你的 Blue without you, Jacques. Love, Blue.
看起来你会需要些好音乐的 Sounds like you're gonna need some good music.
所以我给你发了个歌单 So I'm sending a list of the seven best
有史以来最棒的七首圣诞歌 Christmas songs of all time.
其中当然包括了大卫·鲍威的 Of course it includes David Bowie's
小鼓手 "Little Drummer Boy,"
还有史摩基·罗宾逊的奇迹演唱组的 and Smokey Robinson & The Miracles'
”圣诞每一天" "Christmas Everyday,"
但是首当其冲的你最需要的歌 but the number one song you're gonna need,
相信我 我知道听起来 and trust me, I know this sounds
有点矫情 a little bit twee...
-Si你看到了吗? -嘿 - Si, have you seen it? - Hey.
看什么? Seen what?
溪木八趴 CreekSecrets.
你得立刻在电脑看一看 You need to look at your computer right away.
亲爱的溪木中学的同学们 Dear fellow Creekwood students,
Simon Spier有一个神秘的男性笔友 Simon Spier has a secret male pen pal.
因为他是同志 Because he's gay.
有意者可直接与他联系 Interested parties may contact him directly
来讨论安排一下做活塞运动 to discuss arrangements for butt sex.
女士们就不必劳烦了 Ladies need not apply.
我们都应该讨论一下这件事 We should all probably be talking about this
而不是Martin Addison在返校日上的事 instead of Martin Addison's homecoming debacle
这事说真的还挺甜蜜 which was actually kind of sweet,
也很浪漫想来还就是这样 and romantic, if you think about it.
谨启匿名人士 Sincerely, Anonymous.
Si 你看过了吗? Si, have you read it?
我现在不想说话 I can't talk right now.
别 Si等等! -我得挂了 - No. Si, wait! - I gotta go.
Si? Si?
我看到了 I saw it.
我已经发出举报了 他们会撒销那帖子的 I already reported it. They're gonna take it down.
太迟了 It's too late. No, there's people
已经有人看到了 who've already seen it, so...
无所谓了 it doesn't really matter.
这是真的 It's true.
我是同志 I'm gay.
哦 Oh...
那你接下来打算怎么办? So what are you gonna do?
我不知道 I don't know.
你可以否认的 You could deny it.
我干嘛要否认啊 Nora? Why the hell would I deny it, Nora?
我又没有以此为耻 I'm not ashamed of it.
只是从来没听你说过啊 You've just never really said anything.
那又怎样? So what?
这又有什么关系? What does that have to do with anything?
你到底在说什么? What the hell are you talking about?
-对不起 Sorry.
我知道你接触不到网络 I know you're going off the grid
到你回来之后才会看到这个 and you won't see this until you're back,
但是发生了一些事情 but something's happened.
你会知道我是谁 You're gonna find out who I am.
有人公布了我们俩的电子邮件 And someone posted our emails.
请不要反应过激 拜托 Blue Please don't freak out. Please, Blue.
我需要你答应我你不会消失 I need you to promise me you won't disappear.
让我看看我的礼物 Mum, let me open my present.
亲爱的我是想跟你说该刮胡子了 Honey, I'm trying to tell you you need to shave.
这代表着你会继续做饭了? Does that mean you're gonna keep cooking?
是的 当然今晩我也可以做晩餐的 Yeah, of course. I can make dinner tonight, too.
太棒了 -这个是干什么的? - Awesome. - What's this for?
哦! Oh!
这个神探夏洛克给你的 This one, Sherlock. There you go.
是什么? What is it?
蓝牙耳机 Bluetooth headphones.
你喜欢黑色的吗? -哦我喜欢 - Do you like the black? - Oh, I love it.
因为我不知道你是不是喜欢 Because I didn't know if you liked...
-这个很棒 This is great.
也有其他颜色的 -他说他喜欢了 - They have other colors. - He said he likes it.
不用我很喜欢 -好吧我还留着收据 - No, I love it. - Okay. I have the receipt.
他很满意 He's good.
说实话我确实想跟你们说个事 Actually, I did want to talk to you guys about something.
什么事? What is it?
这个嘛 Uh, well...
让我猜猜看 Let me guess...
你把人家搞大肚子了 you got somebody pregnant.
不对是你怀孕了 No, you're pregnant.
是啊是啊我怀孕了 -我就知道 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm pregnant. - I knew it.
他全身上下容光焕发啊宝贝 He's got that glow about him, baby.
-亲爱的 Honey.
不是 No. Uh...
我是同志 I'm gay.
亲爱的 Honey.
而且我不希望你们会觉得有什么不同 And I don't want you guys to think anything different.
我还是我 I'm still me.
你当然还是你 -没错 Of course you are.
哦 Simon - Oh, Simon. - Yeah.
所以你是同志? So you're gay?
哪个前女朋友给你转性的? Which one of your old girlfriends turned ya?
是那个粗眉毛的吗? Was it the one with the big eyebrow...
-Jack -我的天呐 - Jack. - Jesus Christ.
老爸可以拜托你闭上嘴吗? Dad, can you ever shut the hell up?
我在开玩笑 I'm kidding.
这又不好笑 -开个玩笑而已Nora - It's not funny. - I'm kidding, Nora.
你就只管开你的礼物 Just open up your gift. Please.
没事的 亲爱的 It's okay, honey.
Nora我给你准备了这个 -Simon - Nora, I got you this. - Simon.
这是给你的拿着吧给你的 That's for you. No, that's for you.
我送你的 That's from me.
是Cuisinart的厨具 It's a Cuisinart.
我很喜欢谢谢 Slmon I love it. Thank you, Simon.
亲爱的 B1ue 新年快乐 Dear Blue, happy New Year.
我没有收到你的消息 I haven't heard from you,
所以我猜你是没有网络 so I'm going to assume it's because you have no service.
圣诞时我向全家人出柜了 I came out to my entire family on Christmas.
事情的发展并不如意 It didn't go great.
整个假我都一直在用各种借口 And I've been avoiding my friends
躲着我的朋友 the whole break for all sorts of reasons.
改变很累人 Change is exhausting.
我感觉这一切的新变化 I feel like there's nowhere to hide
都让人无所遁形 from all the newness of everything.
除了这里和你一起的时候 Except here. With you.
务必回信给我 Please write to me.
到你有哪怕一格网络信号的时候 As soon as you get even one bar of service.
早餐玉米卷饼? Breakfast burrito?
谢啦 Thanks.
嘿 Si Hey, Si.
过来坐下吧 Come sit down.
我要迟到了 I'm gonna be late.
嘿 各位 Hey, guys.
嘿 Simon我们需要谈谈 Hey, Simon, we need to talk.
新年夜的时候 Abby跟我一起出去了 So Abby and I hung out on New Year's Eve, and...
你也看到了我们现在在一起了 you see, now we're together.
太棒了 That's awesome. That's great.
太好了 一是啊是的 Yeah, it is.
但之后我们谈起为什么会花了这么长时间 But then we got to talking about why it took so long.
为什么你要告诉Nick说 Why did you tell Nick that I have
我有个叫Jonathan的大学生男友? a boyfriend in college named Jonathan?
你为什么编出这样的事? 一听着 Martin - Why'd you make that up? - Look, Martin...
就是他写了溪木八趴上 he was the one who wrote
跟我有关的帖子 that CreekSecrets post about me.
还截屏了我的电子邮件 He screenshotted my emails
而且这几个月他一直在用这些图片勒索我 and he's been using them to blackmail me for months.
那跟我们俩有什么关系 Simon? What does that have to do with us, Simon?
他跟我说 如果我不帮他追到Abby He told me that if I didn't help him
他就让我出柜 get with Abby, he'd out me.
而我 And I...
这就是我不能让你们俩在一起的原因 That's why I had to keep you guys apart.
所以你就编了一堆谎话 So you made up a bunch of lies.
这就是为什么你要说服 And that's why you convinced me
我去和Leah约会的原因? to go on that date with Leah?
让我跟Abby保持距离 ? You know, to keep me away from Abby?
等等在华夫饼屋对台词 So, wait. Running lines at Waffle House
还有在Bram家的啤酒乒乓球 and beer pong at Bram's,
所有这些只是为了把我往 Martin跟前送 ? all of that was just to pawn me off on Martin?
我不是案板上任人摆弄的肉 Simon I'm not a piece of meat, Simon.
你知道对我来说重新开始有多难 You know how hard it was for me to start over.
我那么信任你 I trusted you.
来吧 Leah我载你去学校 Hey, come on, Leah. I'll take you to school.
Leah拜托听我解释听我说 Leah. Leah, please. Listen, listen.
我知道我搞砸了好吗? I know I messed up, okay?
但我知道你爱上了 Nick But I knew you were in love with Nick.
我就想也许 一别说了! - And I thought that maybe... - Just stop it!
你知道吗?你真是愚蠢之极了 Simon You know what? You are insanely stupid, Simon.
我从来没爱上Nick 我爱的是你! I was never in love with Nick. I was in love with you!
可是 Look...
我们是朋友 We're... We're us.
是啊 可 Yeah, well...
抱歉 Sorry.
我一直都想告诉你 I've been trying to tell you.
那晚在你家过夜时 我是准备告诉你的 That night I slept over, I was trying to tell you.
你知道最好笑的部分是什么吗? You wanna know the funniest part?
这么多年来你对女孩子一直这么挑剔 It's that all these years, you being so picky with girls,
我还以为也许是 I thought that maybe it was
因为你可能也喜欢我 because you might like me, too.
然后你也知道了你告诉我说 And then, you know, you told me
我应该和Nick试试 I should go out with Nick
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我可以接受你是同志 Si I can deal with you being gay, Si.
但是当你以为我喜欢Nick But you set me up to get my heart broken
而帮我安排的时候 却让我心碎 when you thought I was in love with Nick
这样做的你太残忍了 and that just makes you cruel.
你还好吗? You all right?
还挺得住 Hanging in there.
呃说明一下… Uh, for the record,
我说我们有很多共同点的时候你懂的… when I was saying that we have a lot in common, you know,
我不是真的…你知道我不是那个意思可是… I wasn't really... That's not what I was talking about.
-明白-好记住了 Gotcha.
就是告知你就是想说清楚 Just FYI, just for the record.
-好的很好谢啦-好 - Okay, great. Thanks. - All right.
Jackie Hey, Jackie.
你跟我约会 Did you date me
是因为觉得我长得像男人吗? because you think I look like a guy?
不是说实话 No. No, I actually broke up with you
我跟你分手是因为你长得不像男人 because you don't look like a guy.
哦 好吧谢啦 Oh. Oh, okay. Thanks.
不客气 Welcome.
耶嘿溪木高中的同学们 Yeah! Hey, Creekwood!
这是献给你的Spier This one's for you, Spier.
嘿Ethan Hey, Ethan.
哦耶! - Oh, yeah! - Oh, yeah.
你喜欢这样对吗Spier? You like that, don't you, Spier?
是啊 哦是啊Ethan人家喜欢 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, Ethan, Simon likey.
你们有什么想对我说的吗? You have something you wanna say to me?
我说你们有什么想对我说的吗? I said do you have something to say to me?
-这里交给我-嘿Albright老师 - I'll take it from here. - Hey, Ms. Albright.
别跟我套近乎 Don't "Hey, Ms. Albright" me.
我们又不是朋友你又不会给我编头发 We're not friends. You're not gonna
或者给我涂指甲 braid my hair or paint my nails.
快从桌上给我滚下来 Get your ass off the table now!
你们两个精虫上脑的臭汗处男 You sweaty, hormonal virgins.
知道吗?你们准备要被停学了… You know what? You're about to be suspended for so long,
停到你们成为你们注定要变成的 that by the time it's over, you're gonna be
那种又胖又秃婚姻不幸 the fat, bald, unhappily married
平庸至极的小人物 wildly mediocre nobodies you're destined to become.
你不能这么对我们说话 You can't talk to us like that.
其实我可以因为我刚就说了 Actually, I can, 'cause I just did.
你知道为什么吗? And you know why? Because you're just those two
因为你们就是两个混蛋… assholes that did that shitty thing
还在全校人面前干那么恶劣的事 你猜怎么着 in front of the whole school. And guess what?
不会有人同情这种混蛋的 尤其是我 Nobody feels sorry for those assholes, especially me.
快走 -马上去Worth校长的办公室 Now, walk. Mr. Worth's office now.
-拜 Bye.
不行现在我没收了 Uh-uh. That's mine now.
我要拿去卖了去做输卵管结扎 I'mma sell it. Get my tubes tied.
为什么Worth校长非要跟我们谈话? Why does Mr. Worth have to talk to us?
我是说我们就不能让这种烂事过去? I mean, can't we just let this shit go?
嘿我很抱歉Ethan Hey, I'm sorry, Ethan.
你刚出柜的时候都没发生过这样的事 None of this ever happened when just you were out.
你知道他们怎么说的就一个同志还可以坐视不理 You know what they say, one gay's a snooze,
有了两个就夸张到拉仇恨的地步了 two's a hilarious hate crime.
你可以早告诉我你是同志的 You could've told me you were gay.
我猜我是觉得我们不是一个世界的人 I guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
这话轮不到你说吧Simon You're telling me, Simon.
你那全是连帽衫的衣柜 It's not like your all-hoodie wardrobe
也没让我觉得多惊为天人 rocks my world.
我也不知道 I don't know.
可能我是嫉妒吧 Maybe I was jealous.
你16岁就出柜了 You've been out since you were 16.
对你来说一直很容易的样子 It always seemed so easy for you.
容易? Easy?
你在开玩笑吧? Are you kidding me?
每周日我们去我 My mom still tells my grandparents
祖父母那儿吃晚餐的时候… about all the girls I'm dating
我妈还是会对他们念叨我在路女孩子约会的 when we go over to their house for dinner, every Sunday.
她说是因为他们老了还信教 She says it's 'cause they're old and religious,
这样说没那么多事 and it's just easier that way.
我也不知道可能是真的吧 I don't know, maybe that's true.
但你该听听她讲起女孩子时的声调 But you should hear her voice when she talks about the girls.
好了小伙子们进来吧 All right, boys, come on in.
来吧 Come on.
好就站这儿吧 All right, just stand right here.
你们起来 Get up.
好了这两位绅士有些话 Okay, these gentlemen have something
想要对你们说 that they would like to say to you.
-我们很抱歉-是我们的错 - We're sorry. - Our bad.
这就对了 That's right. 'Cause at Creekwood High,
因为在溪木高中我们信奉的是? what do we believe in?
包容 Tolerance.
而包容的意思 And "tolerance" means we respect
我们尊重Simon和Ethan在一起的决定 Simon and Ethan's choice to be boyfriends.
-我们没在一起-是啊没有 - We are not boyfriends. - Yeah. No.
嘿无所谓你们管这叫什么 Hey, whatever you wanna call it,
我不介意的真的 it's fine with me. Seriously.
我们管这叫 We call it "two people
两个完全没有浪漫关系的人 that are not at all romantically involved."
好明白了你们随意就好伙计 Yeah, I get it. Keepin' it casual, man.
我会八出来的真的 I can dig, seriously.
哦Simon 嘿我们能谈谈吗? Oh. Simon. Hey, can we talk?
-我没什么好跟你都-求你求你了 I don't have anything to say to you.
我只是想说 Please, please. I just wanted to say
我很抱歉好吗? that I was sorry, okay?
我不知道也不认为 I didn't know or think
还有人会干那么恶劣的事 that people still did shit like that.
我在返校日被嘲笑得很惨… And I got in a lot of shit for Homecoming,
我是想让大家把焦点转到别的事上知道吗? and I wanted everyone to focus on something else, you know?
我还以不会有什么大事的 I just didn't think it was gonna be a big thing.
我不在乎你是不是 I don't care if you didn't think that my coming out
觉得我出柜是件大事Martin was gonna be a big thing, Martin.
听着你没资格决定这些事 Look, you don't get to decide that.
我才应该是做决定的人… I'm supposed to be the one that decides when
时间地点方式对象还有我要怎么说 and where, and how and who knows
这些都该是我的事! and how I get to say it.
而这些都被你抢走了 That's supposed to be my thing!
所以请你他妈的离我远点! And you took that away from me.
我看到了那个帖子 So, well, can you please just get the fuck away from me?
我知道你是谁了 I saw the posts. I know who you are.
JacquesaDit Jacques a Dit.
这在法语里是"Simon说"的意思 That's what they call Simon Says in France.
很聪明 Very clever.
对不起simon 我不能继续这么做了 I'm sorry, Simon. I can't do this anymore.
-求你了Blue-我很抱歉 - Please, Blue. - I'm so sorry.
你不能留下我一个人一切都乱套了 You can't leave me alone. Everything's falling apart.
我是说我都没跟她说过话 I mean, I haven't even talked to her.
也没在学校看到她 I haven't even seen her at school.
总之我想我们就课上见对吧? Anyway, I guess I'll see you in class, right?
-好啊当然-好 - Yeah, totally. - Okay.
回见 Later.
嘿 simon - Hey. - Hey, Simon.
是你吗? Is it you?
你是Blue吗? Are you Blue?
不不不是我 抱歉 No. No, it's not me. Sorry.
我知道你这两天很不好 I know you've had a crazy couple days.
你想谈谈吗? You wanna talk about it?
不了对不起我不该问的 No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked.
-不没事的-抱歉打扰了你 - No, don't worry. - Sorry for bothering you.
你之前知道吗 Did you know?
我知道你怀揣着个秘密 I knew you had a secret.
我是说你小时候那么无忧无虑 I mean, when you were little, you were so carefree.
可是最近几年 越来越… But these last few years, more and more...
几乎连我都能感觉到你的小心翼翼 it's almost like I could feel you holding your breath.
我本来想问你的但我… I wanted to ask you about it, but I...
不想打听你的隐私 didn't wanna pry.
-可能是我做错了-不 没有妈你… - Maybe I made a mistake. - No. No, Mom, you...
你没做错 You didn't make a mistake.
身为同志是你的事 Being gay is your thing.
有些事只能你独自去经历 There are parts of it you have to go through alone.
我讨厌这样 I hate that.
你刚出柜的时候说到: "妈我还是我" As soon as you came out, you said, "Mom, I'm still me."
我需要你也听到这句话 I need you to hear this.
你还是你simon You are still you, Simon.
你还是那个我喜欢戏弄的儿子… And you are still the same son who I love to tease,
你爸凡事都可以依靠的帮手 and who your father depends on for just about everything.
你还是那个 And you're the same brother
总是赞扬妹妹做的东西好吃的哥哥 who always compliments his sister on her food,
哪怕其实是很烂 even when it sucks.
但现在你可以放松了Simon But you get to exhale now, Simon.
你可以比之前的你更像自己 You get to be more you than you have been...
你已经那样太久了 in a very long time.
你值得拥有你想要的一切 You deserve everything you want.
乖儿子 My boy.
嘿 Hey, Leah.
-Leah- 你好吗? - Hey. - What's up?
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
就是跑跑步啊你知道的 Just going for a run, you know.
日常活动 是啊可你从来不这样的 - Daily ritual. - Yeah, you've never done that.
必须得要了 Have too.
可你还穿着牛仔裤呢 But you're wearing jeans.
这是我的跑步专用牛仔裤 They're my running jeans.
Simon你都快虚脱了 Simon, you're about to pass out.
好吧我不是出来跑步的 Okay, fine. I'm not going for a run.
嘿Leah Hey, Leah. Please, listen.
-拜托听我说-听着我明白好吗? Look, I know, okay?
你不想让别人知道你是同志 You didn't want anyone to know you're gay.
不不只是这样 No, that wasn't just it.
我爱上了一个人 I fell in love with someone.
邮件里的那个人… That guy in the emails...
我爱他 I love him.
我知道要是Martin泄露了我们的邮件 And I knew that if Martin leaked our emails,
他会被吓得退却的 it'd scare him off.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我知道我的所作所为有多糟糕 I know what I did was messed up.
你是我最好的朋友 You're my best friend.
我是你最好的朋友 If I'm your best friend,
那你为什么对Abby出柜而不是我? then why did you come out to Abby and not me?
觉得这样会容易些 Think it was easier.
我认识Abby只有六个月… I've known Abby for six months,
而我已经… 我认识你已经十三年了 and I've known you for 13 years.
我知道要是告诉你的话 And I knew that if I told you,
那一切都会变得不同了 that everything was gonna be different.
我真的只是希望一切保持原状 I really wanted things to stay the same.
跟我说说你喜欢的那个人吧 Tell me about this guy you love.
你确定 是啊 - You sure? - Yeah.
这样好帮着我把脑子里的直男Simon忘掉 It'll help me kill off Hetero Simon in my mind.
你也不用干掉他吧 他已经死了Si - You don't have to kill him off. - He's dead, Si.
我们说话时我就在用想象的大刀砍他了 Hacking him up with a mental machete as we speak.
好吧 很公平 All right. Fair enough.
我叫他Blue So, I call him Blue.
嘿Si Hey, Si.
怎么了 Yeah?
你知道多久了? How long have you known?
要说真的开始意识到… 大概是在我… Like, I really started to get it when I was around...
十三岁时吧? thirteen?
四年了?这四年… Four years? Four years of...
我们一起吃饭一起 eating dinner together,
看了四年的电影四年… four years of going to movies together.
一起溜了Bieber四年 Four years of walking Bieber together.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不该毫无察觉的 I shouldn't have missed it.
-别这样爸 No. Hey, no, Dad.
-所有那些愚蠢的笑话… All those stupid jokes...
我知道你不是有意的 Well, I know you didn't mean 'em.
这不重要我不该毫无察觉的 It doesn't matter. I shouldn't have missed it.
但是 But...
免得这话你听不到我只是… in case the message got lost somewhere I just...
我只是想让你知道我爱你 I just want you to know that I love you.
还有我真的很为你骄傲 And I'm really proud of you.
我不希望你做出任何改变 I wouldn't change anything about you.
嘿别啊老爸 Hey. Shit, Dad.
嘿别哭了-我在努力 Hey, stop crying.
我在努力呢 I'm trying. I'm trying.
哦天哪 Oh, God.
过来 Come here.
你给妈妈做的视频怎么样了? How's that video for Mom coming?
-很好-很好 - Good. - Good, good.
很好 Good.
你不知道要怎么输出对吧? You don't know how to export it, do you?
-那你能帮帮我好吗? Can you help me with that, please?
-当然 Yeah.
-好-走吧 - Okay. - Let's go.
嘿 Hey.
我想我们也许可以一起注册Grindr I thought maybe we could sign up for Grindr together.
作不知道Grindr是什么对吧? You don't know what Grindr is, do you?
就是同志用的脸书 It's Facebook for gay people.
根本不是 Not what it is.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
由我向你们展示这20年来的幸福点滴 I present to you 20 years of bliss.
这是你们做的? Did you guys do this?
我和Simon做的对 Simon and I did it, yeah.
-我就帮了点忙-主要是我 - I just helped. - It was mostly me.
是哦 Yeah, right.
真的?真要这样? Really? Really?
我不敢相信你弄了这个 I can't believe you did this.
而我就慌慌张张地给你买了个表 I panicked and bought you a watch.
没关系 That's okay.
晚点你可以补偿 You can give me somethin' later
我商店买不到的东西 that I can't get in the store.
这也真够恶心的 That's really gross.
-哦你们好好看-不好意思专心看吧 - Oh, guys, just look. - Sorry, just pay attention.
快看小时候的Bieber Just look at baby Bieber!
他真的好可爱! He was so cute!
快看我们家宝贝! Just look at our baby!
亲爱的溪木高中的同学们 Dear students of Creekwood High School,
任何有像样点的流量套餐的人都已经知道… As anyone with a half-decent data plan already knows,
最近这个网站上的一个帖子 a recent post on this very website
声称我是同志 declared that I was gay.
虽然传达得很令人想入非非 The delivery left something to be desired,
但是这个信息属实 but the message is true.
我是 同志 I am... gay.
很长一段时间里我费尽心力地要掩盖这个真相 For a long time, I was killing myself to hide that fact.
因为我有着各种原因 I had all these reasons.
只有同志人群需要出柜这样不公平 It was unfair that only gay people had to come out.
我厌倦了改变但是… I was sick of change.
事实是我胆怯了 But the truth is I was just scared.
开始我以为问题在同志这件事上 At first I thought it was just a gay thing.
但后来我意识到不管怎样… But then I realized, no matter what,
要向世界宣告 announcing who you are
真正的你还是挺可怕的… to the world is pretty terrifying
因为要是这个世界不喜欢你呢? because what if the world doesn't like you?
所以我竭尽所能地保守着我的秘密 So, I did whatever I could to keep my secret.
我伤害了我最亲密最重要的人 I hurt the best, most important people.
我想让他们知道我很对不起 And I want them to know that I'm sorry.
我不要再担忧恐惧 I am done being scared.
我不要活在一个 I'm done living in a world
我不能做真实的自己的世界里 where I don't get to be who I am.
我值得一个轰轰烈烈的爱情故事 I deserve a great love story.
免责声明这里开始浪漫指数要爆表了… Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as eff,
要是有人不能适应这种自然流露的情感 so anyone adverse to gratuitous feelings
麻烦继续去做Buzzfeed的小测试 kindly click over to the BuzzFeed quiz
或者继续你暂停来读这帖而没看完的小电影 or resume the porn you paused to read this.
你真的需要这梯子吗? Did you even use the ladder?
我爱的那个人曾说过 This guy that I love once wrote
他觉得他就像是卡在了摩天轮上 that he felt like he was stuck on a Ferris wheel.
前一刻还在世界之巅 On top of the world one minute,
下一刻就落入到谷底 at rock bottom the next.
这也是我此刻的心情 That's how I feel now.
我不能奢求比现在更棒的朋友… I couldn't ask for more amazing friends,
或者是一个更加善解人意的家庭 a more understanding family.
但要是有个能与之分享的人 But it would all be so much better
一切会变得更好 if I had someone to share it with.
所以Blue... So, Blue...
也许我不知道你的名字或是长相 I might not know your name or what you look like.
但我了解真正的你 But I know who you are.
我知道你很幽默而明善解人意 I know you're funny and thoughtful.
你还会小心地措词 That you choose your words carefully
所说的话都无可挑剔 and that they're always perfect.
而且我知道你已经伪装得太久… And I know that you've been pretending for so long
很难相信可以不用再伪装 it's hard to believe you can stop.
我都知道 I get it.
但就像我在最初时对你说的… Like I told you at the very beginning,
我就像你一样 I'm just like you.
-Simon-好啊? - Hi, Simon. - What's up?
所以Blue... So, Blue...
星期五十点舞台剧结束后 after the play, Friday at 10:00,
你知道我会在哪儿… you know where I'll be.
你不来也没关系 No pressure for you to show up, but I hope you do.
但我真希望你会来 因为你也值得一个轰轰烈烈的爱情故事 Because you deserve a great love story too.
爱你的 Simon Love, Simon.
欢迎前来 Willkommen
欢迎 Bienvenue
来到歌厅 Welcome im cabaret
-...厅-歌厅 Au cabaret
来到歌厅 To cabaret
够了 他们付我的可不够收拾这烂摊子的 Okay. They're not paying me enough for this.
-哥-哦我的天 - Hi. - Oh, my God.
-哦我的天!-你太棒了 - Oh, my God! - You were amazing.
我没开玩笑哦 I'm not even kidding.
-你真的超厉害-谢谢! - You were, like, insane. - Thank you!
-好吗?-宝贝! - What's up? - Baby!
好好 Yeah. Yeah.
-simon一嘿 - Hey, Simon. - Hey.
今晚你想跟我们一起去嘉年华吗? Do you wanna go to the carnival with us tonight?
当然 Yes.
-是吗?-当然! - Yeah? - Yeah!
耶! Yay!
来抱一下Leah! Get in here, Leah!
有爱! The love!
谢谢! Thank you.
-我们就在这里-好 - We'll be right here. - Yeah.
-去找他吧"-好的 - Go get him. - All right.
-没错! - Yes! - Woo! Yeah!
去吧Simon! Go, Simon!
-SpierSpierSpier!-喜哦! - Spier, Spier, Spier! - Woo!
这些应该够用一阵子了 That should last a while.
哦我的天看 Oh, my God, look.
我打赌他是在等另一个同志小子 I bet he's waiting for the other gay kid.
Dana在哪儿?她一定会很爱这个 Where's Dana? She'll love this.
你可以的伙计 为你骄傲 You got this, buddy. Proud of you.
-耶伙计!-耶! - Yeah, buddy! - Yeah!
你行的! You got it! Woo!
就是这样 This is it.
耶! Yeah!
我们爱你Simon! We love you, Simon!
你能…拜托别 Yo. Can you just... Come on, no.
好了 刚才那是你的最后一圈了小子 Okay. That's your last ride ticket, buddy.
等等等等! Wait. Wait!
Simon... 是我 Simon, it's me.
我是Blue 我爱你 I'm Blue. l love you.
-不你才不是-对我不是我只是… - No, you're not. - No, I'm not. I just...
这太让人看不下去了! This is so brutal.
这样吧我告诉你怎么办 Here. I'll tell you what.
我有一些… 这要多少钱? I got a couple... How much is it?
-四张券四块-正好好 - It's four tickets, four bucks. - Perfect. Okay. There you go.
给你最后一圈算我的 Last one's on me.
行了 Got it.
摩天轮最后一圈! Last call for the Ferris wheel!
哦不我看不下去我看不下去了宝贝不 Oh, no, I can't watch. I can't watch this, babe. No.
这太糟了! This is awful.
好了Dora-等一下等一下 - Okay, Dora. - Wait, wait.
我可以坐那儿吗? Can I sit there?
我算是在等人 I was kind of waiting for somebody.
是我知道 Yeah, I know.
是Bram! It's Bram!
是你 It's you.
是我 It's me.
但那天晚上的在派对… But that night at the party...
对我喝醉了… 还很困惑 Yeah. I was drunk and confused.
而且差不多在你看到我们的下一刻就结束了 And it ended, like, a minute after you saw us.
你还是犹太人 And you're Jewish.
是啊 Yeah.
这挺酷的 Which is cool.
我还是个黑人 And I'm black too.
还是同志 And gay.
挺疯狂的是吗? It's kind of crazy, huh?
我没想到你会来 I didn't think you'd come.
我也是 Me neither.
直到我走向你的时候 我都没想到我有这份勇气 Until I was walking towards you, I didn't think I had it in me.
你有很失望是我吗? Are you disappointed that it's me?
我没有 No.
你看了溪木八趴了吗? Have you seen CreekSecrets?
上面有四条新的自白都署了名 There are six new confessions, all signed.
听听这个 Listen to this.
我的父母没来看我在歌厅里的表演… "My parents didn't come and see me in Cabaret.
他们讨厌我想要成为演员… They hate that I wanna be an actor.
我不知道他们是不是曾为我骄傲过 I don't know if they'll ever be proud of me.
TaylorMetternich Taylor Metternich."
本 Wow.
你引领潮流了Spier You're a trendsetter, Spier.
马上动身上车我们得走了 Now, come on, get in the car. We need to go.
-早上好!-啊他来了! - Good morning! - Ah, there he is!
-早安Simon-早上好孩子 - Morning, Simon. - Top of the morning, kid.
这是什么? What's this?
-Nora的特色菜-嘲有椰子? - Nora's specialty. - Mm, coconut?
-对-你看起来不错-我知道 - Yeah. - You look good.
-愿你今天过得愉快亲爱的-你也是 - Have a good day, honey. - You too.
-好吃吗?-棒极了 - Is it good? - It's delicious.
-各位回见-你不打算吃吗? - I'll see you guys. - What, you're not gonna eat?
拜Silmon Bye, Simon.
-早安-嘿伙计 - Mornin'. - Mornin', buddy.
-早安-嘿i过得怎么样Leah? - Good morning. - Hey! How you doin', Leah?
非常好非常好 Pretty good. Pretty good.
哦哦! Ooh, ooh!
嘿! Hey!
-早-早 - Morning. - Morning.
-都上车了吗? Everybody in?
-是的-哦耶 - Yes. - Oh, yeah.
好吧今天天气太好了… All right, it's too beautiful a day,
所以我想带我们来一场小冒险 so I think I'm gonna actually take us on a little adventure.
-太棒了!-哇哦! - Yes! - Woo!
-那正是我想要的! That's exactly what I need!